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Matt Youell retweeted
Americans Unanimously Agree To Vote For Whichever Candidate Stops Sending Them Campaign Donation Text Messages buff.ly/VK9Wbie
Matt Youell retweeted
🚨 A 10-year-old girl was abducted from her home in Canby, right here in my Senate District, early this morning. A 12-year-old child was also assaulted during the horrific incident.
I'm asking Oregonians across the state to please help spread the word and bring her home safely.
Violet Hay is approximately 5 feet tall, weighs 125 pounds, and was last seen wearing a green shirt and black shorts.
Law enforcement is actively searching for Violet. If you have ANY information that could help locate her, please contact Oregon State Police at 1-800-442-0776.
Please share this information far and wide. We need as many eyes looking for Violet as possible.
I am praying for Violet's safe return, for the recovery of the child who was assaulted and for the law enforcement officers working tirelessly to bring Violet home.
katu.com/news/local/10-year-…
At least they weren't eating while he did his skit. #progress
It's that wonderful time of year when the first rains start: The rains of political text messages in the week before the election. #pdx
Imagine lying about school on LinkedIn, but wanting to be honest with employers.
"I see here you went to MIT, Cal Tech, and Stanford concurrently?"
"Oh no, I just enjoying lying to LinkedIn, because fuck LinkedIn. I dropped out of community college. Twice."
LinkedIn helpfully notes when there are fellow alumni at potential employers.
Probably feels like a nicer feature for the ivy crowd than the CC set.
This one was weird, Ryan, ngl. I had a hard time following this other than Trillionaire Bad. I mean, ok.
I appreciate that there's data on github, but it's headlines? The presentation doesn't paint a clear picture to me. Also Isaacson == Isaac-Son last time I checked. Grating.
