Burger is short for hamburger which was a twist on the popular early 20th dish "hamburg steak" which is a patty of ground meat, you can't just extract the "burg" and apply it to whatever you want, please respect our classification system

Ready 🍉@ReadyWasHere13 Feb 2025

According to Americans, this is not a burger.

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Integrity Guy · Feb 8, 2025 · 4:29 PM UTC

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Integrity Guy@Integrity_Freak8 Feb 2025

Kanye in heaven: I did it mama! I left the Democratic plantation and now I’m a Nazi! I love Hitler, mama! Donda: [voice muffled by comically large breasts] That’s awesome baby

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adam · Jan 23, 2025 · 5:00 AM UTC

adam@burgerkrang23 Jan 2025

here i am once again, jean-luc’ed by my own picard

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adam · Jan 3, 2025 · 7:56 PM UTC

adam@burgerkrang3 Jan 2025

if i’m holding a door open and you walk out the adjacent closed door, know that i have placed a curse upon your family for seven generations

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adam · Jan 1, 2025 · 6:29 AM UTC

adam@burgerkrang1 Jan 2025

happy new year…bitch. haha i got your ass

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adam · Dec 20, 2024 · 10:45 PM UTC

adam@burgerkrang20 Dec 2024

steve carell santa: no! god no! no! please! awkwafina: what is you talmbout

Ash Lazer@AshLazerWrites20 Dec 2024

CHUTE TO KILL— Contained Christmas thriller starring Steve Carell as Santa who is quite literally stuck in the chimney, with Aquafina as head elf dispatched to extract him— But the twist is terrorists have taken the house family hostage 🔫🎄🎅🏼🧝🏽👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

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Listen to Online Boy on Spotify or else (threat) · Dec 5, 2024 · 5:22 PM UTC

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Listen to Online Boy on Spotify or else (threat)@realonlineboy5 Dec 2024

The secret’s out: I helped ghostwrite Korn’s upcoming album!

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adam · Nov 30, 2024 · 5:46 PM UTC

adam@burgerkrang30 Nov 2024

she conc on my lave til white smoke comes out

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adam · Nov 23, 2024 · 5:08 PM UTC

adam@burgerkrang23 Nov 2024

“hoda kotb was married to burzis kanga” is going to become a phrase that sticks in my brain i fear

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adam · Nov 23, 2024 · 3:14 AM UTC

adam@burgerkrang23 Nov 2024

been thinking about it a lot and i think im ready to announce my theory. mr clean is bi. he’s just straight up horny as hell and he will fuck and suck with anyone and make sure you have a good time and also clean it up after.

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