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bdub (taylor’s version)

@bwarnock

corporate witch

 Salt Lake City
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Joined December 2008
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Thank you @TinekeYounger01 for the mac & cheese recipe - made it for my family Thanksgiving and everyone thinks I’m a genius.
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Smooth Dunk (@SmoothDunk) profile pictureSmooth Dunk@SmoothDunk12 Nov 2024
donald trump has opened a box that can never be resealed
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Do any of these dipshits have a gd mirror??
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Jay in Kyiv (@JayinKyiv) profile pictureJay in Kyiv
@JayinKyiv29 Oct 2024
While Kennedy defends the Trump rally in which they told black watermelon jokes, Latino making babies jokes and called Puerto Rico an island of garbage, I can't help notice that he's adopted Trump's signature orange dip.
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Like this might be the best a person has ever looked.
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Your savior (@lainavasilias) profile pictureYour savior@lainavasilias10 Oct 2024
Carrie was dumb asf but my bitch was fly
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normalizing
chris evans (@notcapnamerica) profile picturechris evans
@notcapnamerica22 Aug 2024
“I’m JD Vance, I’m running for Vice President.” “…Okay.”
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I mean.
cinesthetic. (@TheCinesthetic) profile picturecinesthetic.
@TheCinesthetic23 May 2024
Name a character/ actor whose introduction dramatically improved a show.
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Period
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Tom and Lorenzo (@tomandlorenzo) profile pictureTom and Lorenzo@tomandlorenzo10 May 2024
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle touched down in Nigeria this morning and immediately produced one of the best royal images we've ever seen, illustrating exactly what the family lost when they left (click for more) tomandlorenzo.com/2024/05/pr…
Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex and Meghan, Duchess of Sussex visit Nigeria - Tom + Lorenzo

Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex and Meghan, Duchess of Sussex visit Nigeria - Tom + Lorenzo

When we were cycling through the shots of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's first few hours of their Nigerian sojourn early this morning, we both paused

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and mine is now this
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Emily May (@emilykmay) profile pictureEmily May
@emilykmay31 Oct 2023
the popcorn/vomit bowl is also the halloween candy bowl, I don’t make the rules.
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Your 1st frequently used gif is your reaction to someone insulting you
💍Prostitution Whore💍 (@Pr0sttti0nWh0re) profile picture💍Prostitution Whore💍@Pr0sttti0nWh0re31 Oct 2023
Your 1st frequently used gif is your reaction to someone insulting you.
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Spencer Cox (@SpencerJCox) profile pictureSpencer Cox@SpencerJCox27 Oct 2023
The monsters turned out to be just trees. Still the best. I’m in Mexico and my daughter is in Utah, but we still had to listen to the drop together. Grateful for technology that connects us.
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Just you know, if you’re not on my side of twitter, there is a joke going around because some of the younger Swifties didn’t think you could take the reusable popcorn buckets and cups home. Like these children aren’t growing up in theater culture and it’s a tragedy.
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My mom just called my dad “daddy” in the family group chat
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Me resisting the urge to say my computer is “dunzo” when talking to IT
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Of course the tweet limit policy goes into effect right before another Bravo scandal
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