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Certified Connecticut slander account

Joined April 2020
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Don’t dream on my dream.
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ive got a gift that nobody knows and i put it under the tree when nobody's home
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"Jaylen Brown is approaching this with the intensity as somebody going to war." @krisrhim1 even brought lamb chops inside the arena ahead of the Celtics-Sixers game😭
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Neera Tanden at The National Press Club: The next two years should not be an opportunity for every group in DC to dust off their wish list for the last decade. It's not a time to pressure Congress to fruitlessly spend time, political capital on ideas that we couldn't get done in a Democratic trifecta just a few years ago.
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I would suggest covering Matthew Golden
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Me in the 3rd quarter of Super Bowl LI
Patriots in control.
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The left has already taken over and already put an Indian on my television . Who the hell is Chief Meteorologist.
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ChatBBT where is nearest women’s sport I can participate in?
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Ok so for us first timers, which way is Mecca?
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Greg Abbott tomorrow we come for your arms
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we’re changing the national anthem to this
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I just know this dude got shoved in lockers in school and thought the people who did it were his friends
Hakeem Jeffries on Morning Joe: The American people don't want us to get even. They want us to get things done on their behalf because life is way too expensive. We ran on affordability, we won on affordability, and now it's our job to govern on affordability.
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I voted in Michigan 25 times for Abdul El-Sayed. My name is Ed Cooley, head coach of Georgetown Men’s Basketball.
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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it’s elon mosque now
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I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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We’re putting Greg Abbott on a treadmill on 12 speed and walking away
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rough night for the Republicans. If I were currently The Vice President of The United States I’d probably just kill myself @JDVance
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where we dropping
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We’re rolling Greg Abbott down a hill and chasing him like the cheese chase
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