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JUST IN: 🇮🇱 🇮🇷 The head of Mossad just admitted that Israel was behind the protests in Iran. Told you so. Mossad was literally posting online during the protests that they were in the field. The U.S. also admitted that the currency collapse that preceded the protests was intentionally done by them. Almost everything mainstream media and politicians tell you about Iran is a lie.
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Everything the Epstein class tells us about China is a lie. They seek war against China as a last desperate measure as their financial capital hollows out and crumbles everything it touches. Don’t let yourselves be manipulated into hating your fellow humans. We have a future to share, without these wealthy parasites.
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Replying to @SarahisCensored
Fired? Why wasn't he ARRESTED?
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This is near economic suicide for the United States, if this report proves true, and and we attack Iran again. Three days, seven days of attacks? And no one’s even asking the critical question, the most important question of all: AND THEN WHAT??? What happens after you unload the remainder of your long range strike missiles, burn through the rest of your PAC3 interceptors, and then what? What if Iran doesn’t surrender? What if the SOH remains closed? What then, Mr President? All you will have done by renewing the war is guarantee a horizontal expansion of the war, an escalation, and a deepening of the cost – and *still no way out.* Restarting the war with no plausible path to success and no path to exit would be a malpractice of the highest order, and should definitely result in an impeachment and removal from office.
🇺🇸🇮🇷 TRUMP’S IRAN AIR WAR COULD BEGIN AS EARLY AS SUNDAY OR MONDAY Axios reports Washington and Israel are preparing for a bombing campaign lasting up to seven days against Iranian leadership, nuclear facilities, energy sites and other infrastructure. Ten U.S. cargo planes from Fort Bliss have reportedly landed at Israeli air bases, American tankers are already positioned in Israel, and a carrier group with roughly 9,000 personnel is only days away. Gulf states have reportedly been told to prepare for a short, intense campaign. The plan resembles Instant Thunder at Trump speed, compressing the five-ring targeting logic associated with the 1991 Gulf War into days. Iran has spent 35 years studying how the U.S. fights these wars, and it has already rehearsed possible retaliation against Kuwait’s water infrastructure, Saudi oil facilities and Riyadh’s airport. A seven-day air war could therefore produce economic consequences lasting for months. Even if the U.S. and Israel want a quick war, Iran has every incentive to escalate horizontally and prolong the conflict to impose maximum economic and political costs on American voters. That means higher risks for oil prices, gas bills, mortgage rates, retirement accounts and financial markets well into the spring. We could even be heading toward a global recession. Source: Axios, Escalation Trap \ Writer: Naz
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THIS IS WHAT ISRAEL WILL BE REMEMBERED FOR… In Gaza, 70 kilograms of human body parts are counted as a single victim.
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Cake Placid retweeted
If Chiang Kai-Shek had won, today China would be utterly poverty-stricken, have zero nuclear weapons, and would probably be host to a lot of U.S. military bases
Seamos sinceros muchachos, si Chiang Kai-shek le hubiera ganado la guerra civil a Mao, hoy China sería la primera potencia del mundo, con la economía más grande, el nivel de vida más alto y encima, el país se hubiera ahorrado 80 millones de muertos. Prefirieron cazar gorriones.
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Cake Placid retweeted
Israel is using bulldozers to conceal the mass graves of the Gaza genocide and build the Kushner resort on top of it.
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Cake Placid retweeted
Hey @grok, some years ago 43 students in Mexico vanished out of the blue all together without leaving any trace. international investigators challenging the narrative account were suddenly targeted with Pegasus spyware from Israel. Even the missing students’ parents and lawyers appeared on the list of Israel’s spyware targets. Then came another disturbing revelation. Mexico’s former chief investigator, accused of manipulating evidence in the case, fled to Israel. Mexico never managed to extradite him and they accused Israel of effectively protecting him. @grok, start with TRUE FALSE
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Cake Placid retweeted
Anyone who still expects people to differentiate between Judaism and Zionism is a Jewish Supremacist. You want people to "stop conflating"? Make Jews denounce Zionism.
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Mao killed everyone. China is empty
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Replying to @valuetainment
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in nature if a monkey starts hoarding all the banana then other monkey's kill them
NEW: Sam Altman says it’s “quite terrible” for everyday people to own RAM, arguing it belongs in data centers.
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Elizabeth Holmes is guilty of her fraud becoming legally fraud due to not continuing long enough— in the world of venture capital, the whole point is saying stuff like “we can make self-driving cars” & the proviso being “granted that we can continue to raise funds toward that end.” That whole world is about utilizing fraud (fictitious capital) toward scaling a speculative fiction to the degree that it “becomes real.” She’s not in some subjective sense lying, as she believes “in the idea” of that possibility being brought into reality through herself (this is the sense of herself she imposes upon herself after being raped as a freshman in college). She devotes her whole life to this idea & this is her sense of self— so what’s interesting about the film is that she does not lie, but she does lie (silently) to herself about the people around her that she has chosen to offload “pragmatic concerns” to— that enables her to be “clean” of these things, but “it’s not about the money”, moreso it’s about maintaining this absolute faith in the concept she has of her destiny in life etc. Most cult leaders believe in the fraud they commit— to preach the messianic age is to say “this will be true for everyone someday.” The problem with these types is that they enable their shields to get away with anything. She holds loyalty to the cause above her own concerns. It’s a very tragic situation— as she’s also almost definitely on the spectrum to some degree— so her whole adult life is this performance, to herself, of being self-composed & devoted to her quasi messianic mission of saving the world etc. If this belief collapses, her entire psyche would shatter into a million pieces. She is both the femme fatale & the dead girl in one person— this is what makes it such a compelling film noir. It’s beautiful that she will never give up on her quest, her faith, her belief etc— if she truly believed herself to be a fraud, she’d have taken a plea deal.
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Help is on the way
The Macron regime has lost legitimacy
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Cake Placid retweeted
Damn maybe we are pussy
Protests in France have turned completely violent over the cost of living 🤯
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Cake Placid retweeted
WTF is the point of these “No Kings” protests? There is no list of demands. WTH ARE YOU PROTESTING? Trump Bad? Yeah, everyone knows that already. But what are you demanding to change?
🚨 BREAKING: Meta has suspended the No Kings Instagram account. This comes as 3,000 protests are scheduled to take place today.
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To the people, especially those in the United States, who don’t understand the protests in France: A government that doesn’t fear the people is a government that doesn’t serve the people.
Protesters in Montpellier, France unveil a banner that reads: “The People Will Triumph!” The working class is humanity’s last line of defense against the neoliberal and neofascist politicians who work together to sell us out to the billionaire class and the war machine.
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Here is the CEO of Lockheed Martin telling investors the demand for his company to make bombs and missiles is “permanent.” The US endless war machine is the world’s biggest terrorist organization and both parties fund it to the tune of $1 trillion a year.
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Cake Placid retweeted
So are these “No Kings Protests” against the wars that are causing inflation, $1.5 Trillion on Dept of War, supporting genocide, global upheaval and risk of WWIII? Or are they just “Trump Bad” but you’re totally onboard with the uniparty wars?
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