The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline. No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world. – at Camberwell, London

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Cal · Oct 16, 2019 · 6:37 PM UTC

Cal@call4m716 Oct 2019

Pretty sure Sarri has just turned up to my local table tennis match

Cal · Sep 22, 2019 · 1:47 PM UTC

Cal@call4m722 Sep 2019

King and Dawson (when not injured)

Football Tweet ⚽

@Footballtweet22 Sep 2019

Complete the sentence. 👇 The best centre-back partnership of all time is ____________ and ____________

Image from Football Tweet ⚽ (@Footballtweet)

Jamie · Sep 10, 2019 · 7:34 PM UTC

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Jamie@jmemc5510 Sep 2019

Sterling is world class but no one wants to recognise him as such because he runs like Velma from scooby doo

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Cal · Aug 17, 2019 · 7:18 PM UTC

Cal@call4m717 Aug 2019

😉😉😉😉😉

Manchester City

@ManCity16 Aug 2019

Think VAR might have had something to say about this one 😉 ⚽️ @AvaTrade 🔵 #mancity

GOTD | IRELAND V SPURS

Cal · Aug 10, 2019 · 4:31 PM UTC

Cal@call4m710 Aug 2019

Replying to @SkySports

@SkySports don’t fancy giving us any commentary for the spurs match??

Cal · Aug 10, 2019 · 4:37 PM UTC

Cal@call4m710 Aug 2019

@SkySports thanks 🙏

Wez · Aug 8, 2019 · 9:08 AM UTC

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Wez@Big_Wezza8 Aug 2019

When you try jalapeños for the first time

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Cal · Aug 5, 2019 · 9:28 PM UTC

Cal@call4m75 Aug 2019

Really appreciate the council doing roadworks an all but who’s fucking bright idea was it to do them all at once

Cal · Aug 2, 2019 · 1:28 PM UTC

Cal@call4m72 Aug 2019

Visual representation of my asshole when I eat spicy food 🥵

McDonald's UK

@McDonaldsUK31 Jul 2019

Calling all spice lovers… 👀🌶

Elis 🦢 · Jul 22, 2019 · 10:30 AM UTC

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ROWDY RODDY PEEPER · Jul 2, 2019 · 10:35 AM UTC

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ROWDY RODDY PEEPER@rodseybalboa2 Jul 2019

Anna: Oooo he’s tall. Jordan who? Girls on Twitter: Yeah Ovie is fit, girl! Michael: I’ve realised I’ve not been being myself. I’m having to bite my lip, tolerate things I shouldn’t, and I now feel like I can actually be me Girls on Twitter: Men are trash 🧐 #loveisland

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