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Putting an elephant into a convention hall like this is torturing it beyond the full comprehension of any human being, because we do not possess the sensory capabilities elephants do.
Elephants have the strongest sense of smell in the animal kingdom.
They can smell WATER from many miles away.
Now imagine putting this poor elephant into an enclosed space with thousands of people, perfume, food, sweat, cleaning products, flooring, and equipment.
This elephant was hit with a massive wall of biological information and sensory overload that we cannot begin to understand.
Elephants also sense sound and vibration through their FEET, not just their ears.
In the wild, they can communicate with each other from miles away just by sensing communication through their feet.
Now imagine what that elephant is experiencing in a convention hall: thousands of human footsteps, sound systems, equipment, metal clanging, concrete, and more.
A confusing hell.
Finally, hard artificial surfaces, in this case the convention hall floor, are terrible for elephants.
The Texas GOP having an elephant at its convention means the Texas GOP enables animal abuse.
And Governor @GregAbbott_TX’s name is on the banner, which also means he condones and enables the abuse of an elephant.
It is scientifically and biologically impossible to have an elephant become controllable in this fashion without subjecting it to abuse.
Elephants are not domesticated.
In order to accomplish this sort of obedience, you have to break the elephant down.
Absolutely horrific.
And it is worth noting that Texas still doesn’t have a statewide ban on the use of bullhooks against elephants.
Alastair Canaway retweeted
A reminder that the science behind Ozempic traces back to research on the saliva of the venomous Gila monster.
The kind of strange, foundational research that would almost certainly have been cut under today’s standards.
First randomized trial to show Ozempic reduces alcohol consumption in people seeking treatment for alcohol use disorder. Placebo-controlled, double-blind. Participants with BMI >30 kg/m2.
thelancet.com/journals/lance… @TheLancet
Alastair Canaway retweeted
The IOC just announced their policy on DSD and trans athletes in the female category. Let's skip the outrage and go with the scientific facts:
The modern debate started almost 20 years ago with the rise of DSD athletes who were winning world/Olympics (See: Semenya and others).
It came to a head when DSD athletes swept the podium.
The had the single biggest performance boost we can get, androgenization. Something that none of their competitors could ever have.
So debates commenced...
It's important to put in context how big a boost males get from simply being males. It's a larger boost in performance than if you were Lance Armstrong or Barry Bonds and hopped up on all the performance enhancing drugs known to man.
That's how large it is. It's why from 100 meters to races hundreds of miles long, the performance differential is generally 10-15%. Even larger in some strength events.
Every male gets this boost. It doesn't men all men beat all women, of course.
There's significant overlap in performance. My wife is going to better than 99% of men in distance running.
But...that boost gives each male a 10+% jump in performance that no female ever gets. We can see it in the athletic data and the progressions of men and women at puberty.
So...governing bodies and experts debated what to do about it. Women were losing millions of dollars in total to folks who had a male androgenization advantage.
We went from doing nothing, not much of a real policy to eventually instituting testosterone rules.
THe thinking was, testosterone can be a surrogate marker. It also gave DSD athletes a venue to still compete in the male category. They could lower their T to typical female levels, and still race.
There were a few problems with this. First, it obviously only took into account CURRENT T levels. A large part of the boost comes from androgens through a lifetime.
Second, this was challenged in court by DSD athletes. It was a long process that led to some strange policies along the way (for instance, rules only applied to certain event groups). It was tricky to regulate and be fair, and telling someone they had to have a medical intervention to compete came with ethical issues.
So that was eventually scrapped. I'm simplifying and summarizing years long backs and forth, obviously.
Track and field moved to the policy the IOC just adopted a year ago. Using the SRY test as a screener.
Why? It was simpler, straightforward and applied to all females, so their wasn't a separate DSD and trans policy.
It also put the dividing line for segregating sports by sex instead of a surrogate marker.
It's a one time screener, and then with specific follow up if potential DSD.
There's an exception for CAIS athletes because androgenization has little to no effect on them. So they do not have an advantage.
So what? I've seen this policy framed as immoral, fascist, and even nazism...which is crazy...
But the point is...it's a result of 20 years of debate, research, and trying to figure out a solution to a tricky problem.
There's a lot of people who don't know or are ignorant to the decades this has been going on.
Why is it important to separate sports based on sex?
Because it's the biggest performance boost we could get. If we didn't, there would be zero professional women athletes in an open category.
That's how big the gap is. And I for one value and think women deserve the spotlight to compete and show off their hard work and talent.
I've spent my life coaching women at the elite level to do so.
You might here people say it's a ban. It's not.
Every athlete still has a place to compete. You can do so in the category that matches your biology, in open events, or recreational events that this does not apply to.
A rough analogy: Longevity guru Bryan Johnson can't compete in the under 18 category no matter what age score his crazy metrics say he is.
We have categories and classification to ensure everyone has a chance to compete.
Yes, we pick what categories are important. But it's hard to argue that sex isn't a very important one.
So there you have it. It's been 20 years in the making. It started with DSD athletes with an androgen advantage winning championships and has evolved from there.
It's not perfect. Nothing is. We've debated, shifted policies, etc. But lots of smart folks and researchers have been trying to figure out a just and fair solution for a long time.
Except functioning gears 🙈
#stradebianche2026
'We're leaving nothing to chance' – Pinarello-Q36.5 and Tom Pidcock tackle double Strade Bianche recons in bid to beat Tadej Pogačar cyclingnews.com/pro-cycling/…
Alastair Canaway retweeted
Most people don't realize just how incredible pigeons truly are.
These gentle birds aren’t just loyal partners—they're brilliant, complex beings. Tucked inside their beaks are tiny magnetic crystals that act like a natural GPS, helping them navigate thousands of miles with stunning precision. They can also hear frequencies too low for us to detect, read polarized light patterns in the sky, and even see in ultraviolet light, giving them a vibrant view of the world we can't imagine.
Pigeons are also remarkably intelligent. Studies show they can count, recognize their own reflections, understand abstract ideas, and even grasp probability, sometimes outperforming young children. When raising their young, they produce a special milk-like substance in their throats to nourish their chicks. They form lifelong bonds with their mates and use different coos and calls to communicate danger, love, and territory.
History has seen their courage, too. During wartime, a pigeon named Cher Ami delivered a message that saved 194 soldiers—even after losing a leg. Sadly, despite all this, many pigeons were abandoned when we no longer “needed” them, and they stayed close to humans because that's what they knew.
Pigeons are not pests. They are intelligent, emotional, deeply social beings that remember us. It's time we remember them.
For more information on these misunderstood geniuses, you can visit 👉🏼wonderae.com/pigeons-the-mis….
Alastair Canaway retweeted
Here's an Angry Chef blog post about smug-faced children's TV presenters talking about food science and UPFs.
the-angry-chef.com/blog/tsot…
Alastair Canaway retweeted
A mother seal just delivered a baby and thinks it's dead. And when she realizes the baby is alive, her joy and happiness are worth seeing. This magical moment makes the world beautiful for a moment.🪄
It's mad there isn't a volume limit on fireworks. Terrible for pets, wildlife and anyone with kids trying to sleep.
Alastair Canaway retweeted
🧵 This week’s column is about vaping
Nicotine addiction is at its highest level since the smoking ban. Nearly 40% of 16-24-year-olds regularly take it in some form
This might be tolerable if smoking rates were plummeting too. They are not.
@thetimes 🔗 thetimes.com/article/47946c9…
Alastair Canaway retweeted
The normal distribution in pacing manifested again at the Hakone Ekiden Yosenkai half marathon today. Like it or not, our lives are dictated by mathematics.
Alastair Canaway retweeted
The best rider in the world is finally the new World Champion
Witnessing greatness.
#Zurich2024
Alastair Canaway retweeted
‘Consider that animals, like us, have one life. It is their life, their only life, and as important to them as our own life is to us”
- Jill Robinson ❤️
Alastair Canaway retweeted
At @ciwf we are calling on US Congress to ban octopus farming
It would simply be devastatingly cruel to intensively farm this extraordinary sea creature
Dr Elena Lara @ciwf Senior Science & Policy Advisor has joined 99 scientists to put a stop to it #EndFactoryFarming
bit.ly/4fLBYUA
Alastair Canaway retweeted
Is 78th place worth cannulated screws or hip joint replacement - or, indeed, being able to enjoy the most important day of your life eg your wedding?
Running through stress fracture pain - especially high risk stress injuries eg neck of femur - isn't a sign of mental fortitude - it's reckless.
A poor example set & certainly by sending the wrong message out by @BBCSport
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c990…
Alastair Canaway retweeted
💎 JUST ANNOUNCED: Zurich Diamond League organizers confirm Olympic champion and pole vault world record holder Mondo Duplantis will race against 400m hurdles world record holder and Olympic silver medalist Karsten Warholm over 100m on Sept. 4 – the day before the Zurich Diamond League.
Personal bests:
🇳🇴 Warholm - 10.49 from 2017
🇸🇪 Duplantis – 10.57 from 2018 as a high schooler (Has run a wind-aided 10.57)
#ZurichDL
Alastair Canaway retweeted
Rooks proves why you've got to give people a shot.
He qualified via world rankings. He didn't have the standard.
If Rooks was born in the UK. They wouldn't have selected him for the Olympics. They deny world rankings qualifiers
You never know what people can do if given a shot
Alastair Canaway retweeted
I keep thinking how 3 little girls were killed & more were hurt & traumatised, & instead of talking about their precious lives, we are being forced to focus on violent entitled white men burning cars & towns, who don’t give a shit about women’s & girls’ safety.





























