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Fake Mr. Kelce

@captbeardguy

Not actually Jason Kelce. English teacher, actor, girl dad. Lifelong suffering 5/5 Philadelphia fan. Eagerly awaiting death and pancakes. We are.

Joined July 2009
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Hi. It's been a minute. Anyways, it's that time of year again. The school year is less than a month away and if you are willing/able to support my students by buying things from my wish list, I would be so grateful. Please share! amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2A…
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We were lucky to witness such greatness.
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Ticket for tomorrow secured. Go birds.
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Cheesecake bites?
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my favorite post genre btw
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Winston Justice September 30, 2007 Meadowlands, NJ
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What's the worst live performance you've ever witnessed???
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Funniest joke in the whole movie I was almost in tears and started missing exposition
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First Look at Pepe Le Pew in Coyote vs Acme Now Out in Theaters Go and Watch the Film While You're at It #coyotevsacme @warnerbros @ketchupent
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RIP to the man behind the greatest line read of all time
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Hello if you live/work in Chicagoland and follow me I need you to give me a job so I can be with my wife and kid (dog) full time (or a remote job is cool too) my DMs are open and I am open to # anything #HireFink thank you for your time
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Hello.
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Year 8, Day 1
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Fake Mr. Kelce@captbeardguyAug 12
Somehow, we are only a week away from the school year starting up. There are still some needs on my wish list this year. Please consider supporting, if you can. If you can't support, please share it! Thanks to those who have already supported/shared! amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2A…
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Luke Easterling@LukeEasterlingAug 14
this is what happens when you defund the arts programs in schools
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✨spooky kelsey✨@ksullzzAug 13
list is almost cleared lets go girls
Fake Mr. Kelce (@captbeardguy) profile pictureFake Mr. Kelce@captbeardguyAug 12
Somehow, we are only a week away from the school year starting up. There are still some needs on my wish list this year. Please consider supporting, if you can. If you can't support, please share it! Thanks to those who have already supported/shared! amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2A…
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Check out my list on Amazon

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@suzisarcasmAug 13
Could eight (8) people buy a book to clear Brennan’s list and help his class have an awesome library this year?? 🙏🏼👏🏼📚
Fake Mr. Kelce (@captbeardguy) profile pictureFake Mr. Kelce@captbeardguyAug 12
Somehow, we are only a week away from the school year starting up. There are still some needs on my wish list this year. Please consider supporting, if you can. If you can't support, please share it! Thanks to those who have already supported/shared! amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2A…
Check out my list on Amazon

Check out my list on Amazon

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Somehow, we are only a week away from the school year starting up. There are still some needs on my wish list this year. Please consider supporting, if you can. If you can't support, please share it! Thanks to those who have already supported/shared! amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2A…
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Check out my list on Amazon

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Fake Mr. Kelce@captbeardguyJul 20
Hi. It's been a minute. Anyways, it's that time of year again. The school year is less than a month away and if you are willing/able to support my students by buying things from my wish list, I would be so grateful. Please share! amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2A…
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Check out my list on Amazon

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Thank you so much to the folks who have shared/supported my wish list. My kiddos are still in need of snacks and books for the upcoming year. Please share. Thank you!
Fake Mr. Kelce (@captbeardguy) profile pictureFake Mr. Kelce@captbeardguyJul 20
Hi. It's been a minute. Anyways, it's that time of year again. The school year is less than a month away and if you are willing/able to support my students by buying things from my wish list, I would be so grateful. Please share! amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2A…
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Check out my list on Amazon

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✨spooky kelsey✨@ksullzzJul 23
lets clear the list bestiesss
Fake Mr. Kelce (@captbeardguy) profile pictureFake Mr. Kelce@captbeardguyJul 20
Hi. It's been a minute. Anyways, it's that time of year again. The school year is less than a month away and if you are willing/able to support my students by buying things from my wish list, I would be so grateful. Please share! amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2A…
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Check out my list on Amazon

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