Not actually Jason Kelce. English teacher, actor, girl dad. Lifelong suffering 5/5 Philadelphia fan. Eagerly awaiting death and pancakes. We are.
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Fake Mr. Kelce retweeted
Funniest joke in the whole movie I was almost in tears and started missing exposition
First Look at Pepe Le Pew in Coyote vs Acme
Now Out in Theaters
Go and Watch the Film While You're at It
#coyotevsacme @warnerbros @ketchupent
Fake Mr. Kelce retweeted
Hello if you live/work in Chicagoland and follow me I need you to give me a job so I can be with my wife and kid (dog) full time (or a remote job is cool too) my DMs are open and I am open to # anything #HireFink thank you for your time
Fake Mr. Kelce retweeted
Somehow, we are only a week away from the school year starting up. There are still some needs on my wish list this year. Please consider supporting, if you can. If you can't support, please share it! Thanks to those who have already supported/shared!
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Fake Mr. Kelce retweeted
list is almost cleared lets go girls
Somehow, we are only a week away from the school year starting up. There are still some needs on my wish list this year. Please consider supporting, if you can. If you can't support, please share it! Thanks to those who have already supported/shared!
amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2A…
Fake Mr. Kelce retweeted
Could eight (8) people buy a book to clear Brennan’s list and help his class have an awesome library this year?? 🙏🏼👏🏼📚
Somehow, we are only a week away from the school year starting up. There are still some needs on my wish list this year. Please consider supporting, if you can. If you can't support, please share it! Thanks to those who have already supported/shared!
amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2A…
Fake Mr. Kelce retweeted
Hi. It's been a minute. Anyways, it's that time of year again. The school year is less than a month away and if you are willing/able to support my students by buying things from my wish list, I would be so grateful.
Please share!
amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2A…
Fake Mr. Kelce retweeted
lets clear the list bestiesss
Hi. It's been a minute. Anyways, it's that time of year again. The school year is less than a month away and if you are willing/able to support my students by buying things from my wish list, I would be so grateful.
Please share!
amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2A…
Fake Mr. Kelce retweeted
No really everyone, as your lawyer, I am pretty flippant on here, but this is a moment to be careful about what you say.
Fake Mr. Kelce retweeted
You know Derrick Henry is an all-timer bc even the nerds have abandoned the usual carries/age arguments when it comes to him. Like everyone just acknowledges he isn't a real person.
Fake Mr. Kelce retweeted
if you are in M lot stick your hand directly in @philatticus’ grill while the embers are still hot. if your heart is pure the spirit of jalen hurts will protect you.
Fake Mr. Kelce retweeted
we are so back, and Rogan's involvement is a great sign. but also: it must be said that this needs to be an actual, long-running, regular TV show. if they tell you "The Muppet Show is back" and it turns out to be a 6 episode miniseries, The Muppet Show is most certainly not back.
‘THE MUPPET SHOW’ reboot is reportedly in the works from Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg.
Alex Timbers is attached to direct the pilot.
(via boardwalktimes.net/rumor-the…)
Fake Mr. Kelce retweeted
"Please do not come for the first Eagles tailgate in perfect weather if you don't have a ticket."
Good luck with that! #FundSepta
