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carson

@carsonstrash

basically me shitting on my phone and hitting post

 nyc 21
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Joined August 2019
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a selfie too tea..
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sucking bear dick feels like getting attacked by the alien from Alien
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took a beautiful 9pm-1am nap
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eyelash extensions are so out for 2027
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40 year olds wearing nyu merch on the train
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im tired of gay porn language. you know what im doing down here 🙄
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gonna go to central park later and do some worrying
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sitting outside before we all get cyber super nuked tomorrow
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it's For you man it's lit you get to watch and listen to people die
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i've started hiding my toilet paper from my suitemates
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that's great honey
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took one for the team and fucked our airbnb host (he was hot af) and he’s already texting me i’m welcome back whenever 😂🫣😈
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sunset at 4:51pm today
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guys we're still not even halfway through trumps second term
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your friend who's on the internet too much:
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growing up i thought foot fetishes were going to be a lot more of an issue than they are
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ok guys 2026 starts now
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if i set my alarm for 1am tomorrow would it go off at the first 1am or the second 1am
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im insane in my own unique way that medicine hasn't recognized yet
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i will always watch those redbull extreme sports videos all the way through
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sure whatever
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