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carson

@carsonstrash

basically me shitting on my phone and hitting post

 nyc 21
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Joined August 2019
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L@holeofursweaterOct 30
i should take a gap year after every semester
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Life lately
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rj@riganailsOct 28
october 2026 having had this vibe
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When someone has me blocked it’s like wow you must really hate high conflict gay men who enjoy annoying people
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judith@judahsocutahOct 24
this bitch is high as hell and seeing tornados OMG . 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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You Need to Do Laundry To Have Clothes to Wear to Work Tomorrow Versus No I Don’t
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Phone been dry as hell
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i’m so sorry but every time i see frost children it just reminds me of this .
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🐒@nuguoomfOct 10
Skai Jackson really just lost all her nominations at the Snappys when her Snapchat stories have been this weeks main topic… literally everybody on the internet has been discussing them… they played in her face so bad.
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crittur@miwwmiuOct 10
God it’s me from Twitter can I please have some money or anything
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When we’re eating the rich and I get Caitlyn Jenner
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ꃓꈢ@gaga_snailOct 2
nooooo all the good dick is getting locked up 😭😭😭😭
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quando voce briga comigo saiba que esta brigando com ele tbm
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at this point instagram is just a pokédex for everyone ive ever met while on a bender
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n@ecco2fartSep 21
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Lowkey when a woman talks about her incompetent idiot husband he always sounds like me
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how school is going so far
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chumble@chumblerealSep 11
if men get hard and women get wet do nonbinary people get gassy
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bff 🪷@cute_bffxSep 8
do older guys eat it because they like it or because they know it makes a 19yo stupid
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Whatever chemistry we had in the club is over once i get home stop texting me😒🙄
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