I write about beer at https://xitter.cf/t.co/z1FpgJGNWN - Typically cranky. Poutine snob. Guy Fieri Fan. The most Canadian person you will ever meet. Je parle franglais

Brandon, Manitoba
Joined June 2009
Yeah I was recording a video right as I was caught on camera – at Sifton, Manitoba
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“Dustin Byfuglien” chants here;
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We have a DEAFENING "BRADY SUCKS" chant going at Canadian Tire Centre before the national anthems can even be sung 😳🤐
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I won’t be angry at all if the Sens are the team to break the Canadian cup curse
they’re chanting Brady eats crayons, Ottawa is diabolical man
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Heartwarming: Jagmeet Singh helps deliver ballots to polling stations that ran out yesterday.
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Culturally sensitive "Jagmeet Singh holding mysterious red bag" Halloween costume
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I’m getting really invested in the Jagmeet Singh and His Mysterious Bag saga
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I apologize for the language: I was tipsy and trying to check in but it’s too many steps just to do one thing. It feels too much like Foursquare first and a beer check in app last
Replying to @untappd
@untappd why the fuck did you fucking make the app that worked properly a piece of shit app? It’s terrible now. Why should the first thing I see be “here’s what’s popular in your area” in a place nobody drinks craft beer.. and make it a chore just to check in?
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This 100%.
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It took Cole Perfetti 15 GP to get 5 PTS last year. He has five points in his third game this year.
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The NHL just merged both Winnipeg Jets franchises into one. Dale Hawerchuk is now officially the franchise's all-time leader in goals and points. All the details, what of the Coyotes? Thrashers? It's in our story 👇news.sportslogos.net/2026/09…
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EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Trump Tower is renamed to NATALIE TOWER!
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Lake Ontario is renamed to LAKE AMERICA! 🇺🇸
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Replying to @sarobertson_
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Replying to @WhiteHouse
The bald eagle is actually a Canadian bird Thank you for your attention to this matter
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Pierre Poilievre: “Any questions, anybody?” Citizen: “I have a question.” Staff: “From reporters.” Citizen: “I’m a citizen.” You genuinely could not script this better.
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Those who like Belgian beer will know..
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when people spell it ceaser salad
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One of my favourite photos - @KetjeEhv getting a cheese pull out of a burger
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Why is Pierre dressed up as Homer in the episode where he’s Lurleen’s manager? 😆
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Phil and Tony Esposito asked me if I wanted a beer in my pre draft interview with the Lightning in 1995. I guess things were much different back then!!!
Here's one - I'm told the New York Islanders put a brick in front of the prospects and asked what they could do with it?
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lmfao, no you lose that Canadian passport
Alberta Independence doesn’t mean losing your Canadian passport. It means having two: Canadian & Albertan.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Clarity Act states that negotiations leading to provincial secession could entail termination of Canadian citizenship for residents of the seceding province. laws-lois.justice.gc.ca/eng/acts/c-31.…
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