
FCBarcelona @ceebyk [email protected]
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Joined January 2022
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CEEBYK retweeted
昨日、18歳の息子に頼まれて、使わなくなったiPhoneを売りに近所の中古スマホショップへ行った。
出かける前、息子から何度も念を押された。
息子「お父さん、最低でも7万円では売ってね。それ以下なら持って帰ってきて」
私「分かった、分かった(笑)」
そして店に着いた。
店員「こちらの査定額ですが、3万5,000円になります」
私「えっ、そんなに安いんですか?」
店員「中古品ですので、こちらが通常の買取価格になります」
私「もう少し何とかなりませんか?」
店員「では、4万円でいかがでしょう?」
私「うーん、まだ厳しいですね」
店員「少々お待ちください。店長に確認してきます」
数分後、店員が戻ってきた。
店員「頑張って4万5,000円まで上げられます」
私「なるほど……」
I hate everything about APC, look at that useless fool kalu, he visited his Igbo hometown and he’s threatening them that they won’t get a university built if they don’t vote Tinubu.
That’s the height of it. You won’t improve their life if they don’t vote for your candidate in a democratic country?
CEEBYK retweeted
妊娠中、突然トイレでおしっこが出なくなった。
最初は「ちょっと変だな」くらいに思っていた。
尿意はあるのに、いくら力を入れても出ない。
その日は疲れていたこともあり、とりあえず寝ることにした。
ところが深夜、強烈な尿意で目が覚めた。
急いでトイレに駆け込んだのに、やっぱり出ない。
朝になっても状況は変わらず、とうとう産婦人科に電話した。
Putting someone behind bars because they owe you bro, which kind people are we sharing this country with.
Since 2024
Replying to @Ekitipikin
The guy owing me since 2024 has been in Kirikiri, he’s been behind bars where he belongs since April. They’re thieves and shouldn’t be pitied.
There’s no way Tinubu and APC will surrender Nigeria without a fight and we the citizens must fight them.
If nobody had interest in voting before, what happened in Asaba should be motivation to pick your pvc and go vote out this evil as our president.
I am profoundly saddened and deeply disturbed by reports of violence directed at members and coordinators of the Nigeria Democratic Congress (NDC) and the Obidient Movement in Delta State.
I unequivocally condemn the attacks against our coordinators, supporters, and fellow citizens who were merely exercising their democratic rights. Political violence has no place in a democracy and can never be justified. No political aspiration is worth the life of a Nigerian, and no dispute should be resolved through intimidation, physical attacks, or the destruction of property.
It is particularly troubling that, at a time when Nigeria urgently needs responsible leadership, some individuals continue to believe that political influence can be secured through thuggery, fear, and violence. Political authority should be attained through persuasion and the trust of the people, not by intimidating opponents.
I urge the Government and the security agencies to conduct an immediate and thorough investigation into these attacks, identify those responsible, and ensure that they face justice, irrespective of their political affiliations. The safety and security of our members must be assured.
We will not be intimidated or silenced, nor will we relinquish our democratic space to violence. Our response will remain peaceful, lawful, and determined.
Nigeria belongs to every one of us. No political party or individual has exclusive ownership of the democratic space. Every Nigerian is entitled to organise, gather, express their views, and freely elect their leaders. Our nation needs constructive ideas rather than intimidation, responsible leadership rather than thuggery, and democratic contest rather than political violence.
I stand in solidarity with everyone affected in Delta State. A New Nigeria must be founded on justice, liberty, peace, and respect for the dignity of every citizen.
May God bless Delta State and the Federal Republic of Nigeria. -PO
CEEBYK retweeted
Replying to @ceebyk
Your point is very valid. In preparation for the election in 2027, my team at @Abenolng built a platform called pvctracker.org
It’s built to ensure citizens collect their PVC.
Unlike before, when people to go INEC office to collect their PVC and get turned back. They go home and that’s it. This time, they can report on our platform and our CS and team of CSOs would escalate and ensure they collect their PVC!
This is very vital to the forthcoming elections. Please repost and share with people you know experiencing this issue. You can also partner with us for us to reach more people.
This country done scatter like mad.
VIDEO: Something is really happening in the north. Anybody who loves Tinubu should advice him not to start what he can't finish. This power drunkenness won't lead him anywhere.
He doesn't own Nigeria.
#TinubuMustGo
Protect your vote, people still don’t understand this is a matter of life and death.
I’m abroad, do you think I’m happy being away from my family.
Fix this country let me come back home.
Don’t thug around my polling unit because I’ll fight back.
Dear Nigerians, read what I’m about to say and watch this video carefully.
The thugs APC will send are on hard drugs so they will come with ginger. However, they’ve never faced a real fight and they have never faced a determined crowd.
See how they were gingered and advancing at first?
What happened when a few brave people faced them? They stopped moving.
What happened when more people joined the brave people? They started running. Their eyes cleared immediately!
Them no get liver and they fear death more than anything. They know what an angry crowd can do. Best part? As you are watching this, thugs around the country are also watching and are rethinking their decisions.
In 2020, we repelled thugs during EndSARS in 2027 we would repel them again!
2027 is your ticket to a better nation. Protect your votes, be brave. Don’t let anyone take your right to a better country from you.
Come out and vote wisely, OK?


















