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SeaJay

@ceejayshell

🇵🇭 | DC

Joined February 2012
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16 speakers two subwoofers with megaphones full volume and microphone direct feedback loud bass challenge
Eric Bernhagen (@eric_bernhagen) profile pictureEric Bernhagen@eric_bernhagenOct 27
16 speakers two subwoofers surround sound challenge
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Type of picture that’ll trigger a bad trip
Callista Gingrich (@CallyGingrich) profile pictureCallista Gingrich
@CallyGingrichOct 15
Pleased to welcome Ambassador Barbera Thornhill, U.S. Ambassador-at-Large to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons, to the U.S. Embassy in Bern. 🇺🇸🇨🇭
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Reporter: Do you believe that 5 deaths, potentially 6 from measles in Pennsylvania-- Staffer: We're not gonna talk about measles-- Reporter: He's the highest ranking health official in the country, he can answer that question. He's a Cabinet Secretary.
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Kay@kaykayshakurOct 15
He Nigerian af
n⭐️t j anymore (@OnlyHere4One) profile picturen⭐️t j anymore@OnlyHere4OneOct 15
Replying to @TinaCakington
@TinaCakington
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This is what you bitches sound like on ketamine at the afters
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 13
OMG she is brutally bad at this
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Bruh 😭😭😭
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@Whateverpal_Oct 7
I will never delete TikTok
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@Whateverpal_Oct 7
I will never delete TikTok
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@samprkrOct 7
this DC erasure...
Woke Former Senator (@WokeMitt) profile pictureWoke Former Senator@WokeMittOct 7
Top five cities to be in when it finally happens: 1. New York City 2. Los Angeles 3. Minneapolis 4. San Francisco 5. Chicago
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kyle@Caol_MacCormaicOct 1
showing this picture to the guy at the dispensary like he's my barber
ManicMel™️ (@manicmelora) profile pictureManicMel™️
@manicmeloraSep 30
I saw this then still got high
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Complex
@ComplexSep 26
Chris Hansen recreates Robert Pattinson’s viral kitchen meme ‘Robert Pattinson is portraying me in the new movie ‘Primetime’. Two can play at that game.’
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SHE TRIED TO RAGEBAIT THEM SO BAD BUT THEY DID NOT GAF LMFAOOO😭😭😭
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at this point instagram is just a pokédex for everyone ive ever met while on a bender
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@even_steven8thtSep 21
I don’t think there’s a statement that better captures the conservative world view
60 Minutes (@60Minutes) profile picture60 Minutes
@60MinutesSep 20
“This is the first time in my adult life where there's been an issue that's come up that I feel like is going to directly impact me,” says Dave Lowe, a lifelong conservative Republican who lives near a proposed data center in Texas.
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Sheeeeeiiiiittt...Me at pump 6:
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Pink, Netenyahu and Gal Gadot at the Ed Sheeran Tour
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Me when my burrito starts ticking after I say something negative about Israel
More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS) profile pictureMore Perfect Union
@MorePerfectUSSep 16
Chipotle is now working with Palantir. The chain is working with the company founded by Peter Theil and Alex Karp to track employee illnesses, Health Department scores, food safety issues and more. It’s not clear how long the partnership has been going on or how widespread it is. newrepublic.com/post/215501/…
We Regret to Inform You Chipotle Is Now Working With Palantir

We Regret to Inform You Chipotle Is Now Working With Palantir

Guacamole is extra, but a side of Palantir is free.

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christ I’m glad to live in a walkable bikeable fuckable suckable city
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a customer once asked me if we were doing a September 11th sale and i said “why” and he yelled “for 9/11!! the attacks!!” and i had to ask why we would have a sale for a terrorist attack
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AI Slop
@AIslop_Sep 6
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Dan (@265Kilometres) profile picture
Dan@265KilometresSep 5
On my life you’ll never guess what this is in reference to
Gro-Gu (@GroGu72652558) profile pictureGro-Gu@GroGu72652558Sep 4
Replying to @hashjenni
He did not celebrate. He is on the spectrum and lacks a filter and makes a statement as he is processing the information.
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