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sh☆z

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shaznay ☆ award-winning filmmaker | many words in @refinery29 | music | virgo ☼ leo ☽ sag ↑ | 🇯🇲

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nhc it was a pleasure 🫶🏾🇯🇲
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wtf is the plot of this film
Mix the Vampire (Comms OPEN) (@Mixthecattt) profile pictureMix the Vampire (Comms OPEN)@MixthecatttOct 30
mfs in the uk hiding the bbw face sitting porn
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idk why but a mario costume is so sexy to me
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New British TV ad, coming to a station near you November 2026.
a picture parody of the old british anti piracy adverts, in this instance mocking the new UK pornography laws.

ALT a picture parody of the old british anti piracy adverts, in this instance mocking the new UK pornography laws.

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what do you mean you’re the whore mirror from black swan
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very much thinking about this montage scene from the end of deadpool and wolverine today <3
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ok fine .. I kinda see it a lil bit lol
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amie@pap3rfleabagOct 30
alan carr's best celeb traitor crown will never be taken
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cyclists used to be like kind of cool people now they genuinely infuriate me
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♠️@ayzorlaOct 30
everyone else scrambling for Halloween costumes rn while people from East london can just shapeshift back into their True Forms
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smile !
(╬≖_≖) (@hugetulip) profile picture(╬≖_≖)@hugetulipOct 30
What do yall get complimented on the most?
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Patrick Stewart couldn't bear to live in a UK without BBW facesitting, and I get it.
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years of building cycle lanes to accommodate these lunatics just for them to think they own the road. sadiq please.
NFBUK (@NFBUK) profile pictureNFBUK@NFBUKOct 30
‘What wrong with you?’ Terrified pedestrian asks dangerous Lime bike rider skidding past her on pavement opposite St Thomas’s Hospital, London. Other pedestrians subjected to people riding bikes at speed & close passing them when they have green man to cross road. @ShabanaMahmood
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😭😭😭😭😭😭
Spoopy (@Spoopy_Potatoes) profile pictureSpoopy@Spoopy_PotatoesOct 29
Me on trial for BBW Facesitting
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im actually scared to get the 18 pro camera. do i need to see myself in that much detail
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the concept of ian mckellen having to do doomsday press without patrick
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:(
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@itsKARY_Oct 29
OMG NOT DR. CHARLES XAVIER!!! RIP 😢🙏🏽
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SIR PATRICK STUART NOOOOOOO
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waaait burgess park is right next to mee🥹
Southwark News (@Southwark_News) profile pictureSouthwark News@Southwark_NewsOct 28
#Bakerloo Line Extension ‘finally unlocked’ as Mayor given greater funding powers at Budget With new stations at Old Kent Road, New Cross Gate and Lewisham southwarknews.co.uk/area/pec…
Bakerloo Line Extension ‘finally unlocked’ as Mayor given greater funding powers at Budget

Bakerloo Line Extension ‘finally unlocked’ as Mayor given greater funding powers at Budget

The Bakerloo Line Extension has been "finally unlocked" by today's Budget, according to the Mayor of London. The extension, which

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RAJA@REVIVERAJAOct 27
White people’s awful spatial awareness on sidewalks is one of the craziest sociological phenomena ever. Like they’re unconsciously selfish in that regard on a systemic level. Wow
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