@cetchingham_

Author, below average goalkeeper, Autistic/PDA which is a pain

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Joined November 2012
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My debut book Emancipation For Goalposts, which explores the role of football within Yugoslavia and the countries that came after it is out now for £9.99 via @OckleyBooks. Order it here ⬇️ ockleybooks.co.uk/shop/emanc…
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If Sharky is going there’ll be nobody to help George be a crime buster of the sea
🦋 Amy 🦋@Amy_90_xOct 27
Interesting rumoured line-up
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We're beating Arsenal.
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“You can eat a dick up till you hiccup” is now my stock response to all nonsense and fuckery.
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
@beyoncegardenOct 26
OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
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His first Premier League goal with some screeching Peter Drury/Darren Fletcher commentary; “you don’t need to remember the name, you already know it”
Manchester United
@ManUtd23h
FOUR goals for Kai Rooney this afternoon! 👏⚽️
Kai Rooney in ivory and black kit running on a grassy pitch in celebration during a match.

ALT Kai Rooney in ivory and black kit running on a grassy pitch in celebration during a match.

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Russell Slade mentioned in a Ballon d’Or acceptance speech, what a world we live in.
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My Carrick prediction is that he loses his job after being beaten by Chelsea this weekend. They then have an interim for the Roma and Villa games before appointing a permanent manager, just in time for a new manager bounce and morale boosting win against us at Anfield 😬😭
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And this Harry Kane love in reminds me of when Andy Carroll had a decent run.
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Jesus...
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Michael Owen did not say this, this image has been digitally altered, the quote originally only talks about how Gerard Houllier called him to notify him of his victory. bbc.co.uk/sport/football…
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“Pete Doherty’s son, 23” isn’t a sentence I thought I’d ever read
Daily Mail
@DailyMailOct 26
Pete Doherty's son Astile, 23, launches into an extraordinary social media rant as he says: 'I hope you die of a painful terminal disease like AIDS or cancer' trib.al/OaFZXQ5

Pete Doherty's son Astile launches into extraordinary rant

Pete Doherty's son Astile launched into an extraordinary rant on social media on Sunday night. 

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Someone in the replies on Reddit suggested that muppet and monkey sound the same in a Dublin accent! 😬
Robby Richmond@RobbyrichmondOct 26
England walk off the pitch against Ireland the U15 World Cup after one of their players alleges he was called a monkey
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Someone's just tried to panenka Fred the Red on the pitch at half time. He literally cannot dive. This sums the state of the club up.
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The Singapore Premier League is streaming on You Tube and Oakley Cannonier who was the ball boy who threw the ball on for the quick corner in the Champions League semi final against Barcelona is playing up front Can’t remember the last time I was so excited to see a player
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Lovely goal in the Myanmar women’s league just now. A free kick from 30 yards out just casually side footed through the air into the top corner. It was so casual it was almost lazy but it was a fantastic goal
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Open today until 5pm!
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@niclasicoOct 25
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Chris retweeted
ash@AshwinRaman_Oct 26
NEYMAR. RONALDINHO. FELIPE MELO. WILLIAN. THE CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY. YOUR BOYS TOOK A HELL OF A BEATING. THEY TOOK A HELL OF A BEATING!
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Worth remembering that United have Project 2028 where they aim to win the Premier League in their 150th anniversary which is the end of next season
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Luke Littler In The USA could have been a Debbie Harry song
Darts Behind The Oche 🎯
@DartsBehindTheOct 24
📸 Luke Littler in the USA earlier this year ✈️🇺🇸🎯🔥💪❤️
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Crazy to think the girls did this and wrote out on their bodies what people said about them and people still have the nerve to talk negatively about them.
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BREAKING: President Trump says that Norway 'sucks' and is a 'shithouse country'
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