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Joined September 2017
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͏͏ β“˜ gossip unlocked : cheers to the lovers! the beloved store is open bit.ly/WA-cers ❃ ͏͏ ͏͏
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my type😾
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OhhhhπŸ₯Ί
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Z☑zᢻ₍ ^_ Β  Μ«Β _^β‚Ž
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tolol. seketika amnesia lu semua sama kejahatan, kebobrokan, dan ketololan dia & sekeluarga. gk belajar dari pengalaman apa lu ya anjing, pantesss pemilihnya 58%, pada bodoh2 semua
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Bos : udah biar gue kerjain sendiri, Lo mending pulang aja, ga becus ngerjainnya Gw:
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Don’t be sorry! let’s do this again on Monday shall we
We are deeply sorry for the disruption this incident has caused our customers and partners. We know the trust they place in our services and take that responsibility extremely seriously. We are seeing broad recovery and stability across our services. This was a technical issue not related to cyber or AI / agents. The incident was introduced by an issue during an earlier network capacity upgrade that surfaced following a recent network change. We have addressed the underlying issue and continue to restore service to remaining customers and regions. Given the scale of demand, we restored services gradually, validating stability at each stage. While this took longer, it helped ensure a stable restoration. We will provide a full post-incident report once our review is complete.
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θΏ‘ζœŸηš„ε’ͺε’ͺ
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"Kamu gak coba nelfon Microsoft, minta estimasi kapan up?" NELFON MICROSOFT
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Just let me know which one I should restart
Replying to @MSFT365Status
We’re opening all available pathways to restore service, as our actions taken thus far have not provided the anticipated relief. We found a core process on affected servers is becoming overwhelmed, causing capacity loss. To validate a potential recovery, we're isolating a portion of infrastructure, restarting affected components, and reintroducing traffic to confirm the services remain stable before applying the change more broadly. More info under EX1550543 and MO1550821 in the Microsoft 365 admin center, as well as status.cloud.microsoft if the admin center is not available to you.
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Actually, your email didn’t find me at all
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"Getting late for the office" Also me in the shower
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β€œPero quien usa outlook” literalmente casi todas las empresas???
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bocah yang mungkin anda kenal
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Me pretending to refresh my Outlook, knowing deep down Microsoft is down.
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Saya sih maunya pajak pembalut yg dihapus kak. Bukan uterus saya yang disuruh mengalah.
Teman-teman rakjat jelitaku.. kalo ada sedikit sisa uang, ditabung ya dikit-dikit beli menstrual cup. Mari kita berhenti bayar pajak utk darah menstruasi kita 😭😭
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gatinho acordando cedo com a cara inchada cheio de remela
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Dear Microsoft, Please don’t listen to the IT department. You don’t need fixing. You need rest. Don’t let anyone pressure you into restarting. You are enough exactly as you are. Take Friday off. Take Monday too. We’ll deal with the consequences together. Sincerely, 8 billion people pretending to troubleshoot. 😭
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πŸ’©
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