β β β β π²π²β β β β βΊβ β β οΌΏοΌΏοΌΏ β β β β βοΈ β β₯οΈ β β β β the cafΓ© brews its menu every morningκΉ β β β β chime the bell at the counter to order!
Joined September 2017
- Tweets30.6K
- Following483
- Followers548
- Likes17.1K
cers, 1k+ proofs ππ©π»βπ» retweeted
tolol. seketika amnesia lu semua sama kejahatan, kebobrokan, dan ketololan dia & sekeluarga. gk belajar dari pengalaman apa lu ya anjing, pantesss pemilihnya 58%, pada bodoh2 semua
cers, 1k+ proofs ππ©π»βπ» retweeted
Bos : udah biar gue kerjain sendiri, Lo mending pulang aja, ga becus ngerjainnya
Gw:
cers, 1k+ proofs ππ©π»βπ» retweeted
Donβt be sorry! letβs do this again on Monday shall we
We are deeply sorry for the disruption this incident has caused our customers and partners. We know the trust they place in our services and take that responsibility extremely seriously. We are seeing broad recovery and stability across our services.
This was a technical issue not related to cyber or AI / agents. The incident was introduced by an issue during an earlier network capacity upgrade that surfaced following a recent network change. We have addressed the underlying issue and continue to restore service to remaining customers and regions.
Given the scale of demand, we restored services gradually, validating stability at each stage. While this took longer, it helped ensure a stable restoration.
We will provide a full post-incident report once our review is complete.
cers, 1k+ proofs ππ©π»βπ» retweeted
"Kamu gak coba nelfon Microsoft, minta estimasi kapan up?"
NELFON MICROSOFT
cers, 1k+ proofs ππ©π»βπ» retweeted
Just let me know which one I should restart
Weβre opening all available pathways to restore service, as our actions taken thus far have not provided the anticipated relief. We found a core process on affected servers is becoming overwhelmed, causing capacity loss. To validate a potential recovery, we're isolating a portion of infrastructure, restarting affected components, and reintroducing traffic to confirm the services remain stable before applying the change more broadly. More info under EX1550543 and MO1550821 in the Microsoft 365 admin center, as well as status.cloud.microsoft if the admin center is not available to you.
cers, 1k+ proofs ππ©π»βπ» retweeted
βPero quien usa outlookβ literalmente casi todas las empresas???
cers, 1k+ proofs ππ©π»βπ» retweeted
Saya sih maunya pajak pembalut yg dihapus kak. Bukan uterus saya yang disuruh mengalah.
cers, 1k+ proofs ππ©π»βπ» retweeted
gatinho acordando cedo com a cara inchada cheio de remela
cers, 1k+ proofs ππ©π»βπ» retweeted
Dear Microsoft,
Please donβt listen to the IT department.
You donβt need fixing. You need rest.
Donβt let anyone pressure you into restarting. You are enough exactly as you are.
Take Friday off. Take Monday too. Weβll deal with the consequences together.
Sincerely,
8 billion people pretending to troubleshoot. π
cers, 1k+ proofs ππ©π»βπ» retweeted
gamau jingggg knp ga pemerintah aja bikin regulasi for free pads??? lagi2 harus perempuan, dikira semua perempuan bisa pake mens cup dan ga berisiko? gamau aku jink mengobok ngobok my pussy