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Fuck a joint account, if my mrs saw what I spend she’d leave me lmaooo
I find it weird when married couples split bills in half, go half each on a mortgage & bills etc
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MY £3,520 PAYDAY BREAKDOWN £1860 on bills THE REST: Beer tokens
💷 MY £1,900 PAYDAY BREAKDOWN I’m 41, a girl dad and trying to get our family finances as organised as possible. Here’s where my October payday goes: 🏡 £530 – Joint Monzo account for mortgage, council tax and household bills. 💰 £295 – Zopa for Christmas savings, insurance, Sky and credit cards. 📈 £100 – Stocks & Shares ISA. This month I bought Rolls-Royce shares. 🏦 £70 – SIPP for long-term retirement investing. 🛒 £250 – Joint Starling account for food, petrol and family spending. 🏏 £150 – Monzo Flex to cover planned summer fun, including The Ashes. 📋 £105 – Other bills and contributions towards my wife’s bills. 🍻 £200 – My guilt-free fun money for haircuts, football and anything else. 💳 £200 – Split into £50 weekly payments to help control my spending. Every pound has a job. It’s not about earning a fortune, it’s about having a plan for what you earn. How do you organise your payday? 👇
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Is that the face of looksmaxxing kissing solid 5s?
Clavicular got done kissing her then said the craziest sentence known to man😭
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The kid is right but American population has 500m guns and over 1 TRILLION rounds of ammunition lmao just let it go bruh
Myron Gaines engages in a debate with a student at ASU over the SECOND AMENDMENT. 🇺🇸 “The problem with anti-gun legislation is that all you're doing is hurting people who follow the law, because criminals are gonna get them anyway. We should not limit law-abiding citizens' ability to protect themselves.” 💯
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These guys are on crack
Crazy how quick people forget 🤦‍♂️
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Famous last article, it’s been a pleasure mate
🚨 Xabi Alonso believes Romeo Lavia’s growing confidence has been crucial to his resurgence after years of injury frustration. 🧠💪 (@iamrahmanosman) #CFC
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It is
So higher class = easier route in? What a fair system
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Replying to @itsart_
Minha avó deixa o bicho de pé crescer pq gosta de sentir a coceirinha dele kakaakkakaka
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fuark😭😭
Bruno, Baleba and Mainoo in the same midfield. I genuinely think this could change my fucking life. We might actually start playing football again. I’M SO FUCKING ALIVE.
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That pass to Bruno was 100% a cross or shot lmaoooooo
Baleba is fucking wank omg
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Baleba is fucking wank omg
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She’s been in like all the Halloween films how the fuck does she not know Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees especially?
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Unrelated but I physically cringed at “Hubs”
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Jay pee love in the comments I prayed for times like this maynnnn
He’s still the 2nd best CF in the prem but it’s sad to see what that leg break done to him :/
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is that a fucking eyeball?
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Fucking insane
As long as the plane maintained cabin pressure they were all very much awake for all of it. It certainly sounds like that was the case.
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Fastest player in Serie A last season has no acceleration or burst, I’m so sure lmao this is who we discuss football with, even went as far as saying he was shit in pre season lmao what’s even the point
Yeah these Clearlake shills are actual subhuman illiterate inbred troglodytes 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Palestra turns like a truck, has negative acceleration and burst, and cannot complete a single defensive action. That’s why he essentially played as a very high wingback/winger in Italy.
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If Arteta had chelsea playing like this the fanbase would go into meltdown
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Jacquet is incredible
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