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professional noun. Assigned Male By God. The dark lord of poultry. Can be stopped. Cannot be controlled.

The Lonely Star
Joined April 2022
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*cough* "Here's your sign." - Bill Engvall
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Take note, corporations. This is how it's done.
He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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Replying to @BridgetPhetasy
Not only did Cornyn support the gun control bill, he HELPED WRITE IT!!! And the NeverPaxton people never even acknowledge that!
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We did. It’s called America you parasite.
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Why do you feel that matters more than the life he led?
Replying to @mattvanswol
He was a leftist
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🚨 #BREAKING: Sir Patrick Stewart has died at the age of 86. A statement on his official Instagram said he died in the care of his wife, Sunny, after a short illness with Alzheimer’s disease and Lewy body dementia. Rest in peace, Captain. 🖖
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Unless the Texas GOP gets their act together it's only a matter of time before Texas turns into Colorado.
I just had an insane conversation with a guy who moved from California to McKinney, TX because it’s so much cheaper, but is voting Democrat because he wants Texas to have California style public transportation.
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Probably @TheAKGuy, his videos are hilarious and awesome and therefore not workplace friendly.
Who is your favorite NSFW creator on X?
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Damn. Didn't see this one coming. Rest well Sir Patrick / Leondegrace
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Patrick Stewart's narration in Castlevania: Lords of Shadow Such an iconic voice
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To celebrate not being Canadian. Or British. Or French...
Give me one good reason for people to own a gun like this?
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What a heartbreaking week it has been. Sir Patrick Stewart was a friend, a colleague, and a magnificent actor. From the stage to the bridge of the Enterprise, he brought intelligence, grace, and a deep sense of humanity to everything he did. Captain Picard stood for the best of us, and so did the man who played him. I was filled with affection and admiration for him and his work. My heart goes out to Sunny and his family. He will be deeply missed.
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Looks like a rewatch of Excalibur is in order this weekend.
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Smooth journey to your final frontier, Captain. Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart.
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I stayed at home for a while due to a serious back injury after being medically retired from the Marines after Iraq. I did all that in 4 hrs daily, cooked better home cooked meals from scratch, had the kids doing their homework and chores, worked out, did physical therapy, actual therapy, wrote, and studied. Oh please, it was far easier than working 12 hr shifts. I still paid the majority of the bills, and poured my wife a drink and sequestered the kids so she had a moment to unwind before being bombarded by kids. The mental load is a lack of systems and processes. I built systems, did everything in a linear solution based manner. I didn't hyper-focus on everything in my life that didn't match my social media feed or how I envisioned life because I'm an adult and can distinguish reality from fantasy. – at Millwood, WA
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Not a straight man in that room 🤣
Talarico rally in Austin, Tx Is this the strangest rally you've ever seen?
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Just had a chat with Fiorello La Guardia. Prepare now
I stuck my ear to the ground Prepare now
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The first video gaming my son ever did was fly around the galaxy surveying planets for me. He loved it. Now he takes out the trash unasked with no arguments. Not saying there's a correlation, just saying.
While there is a bunch of Mass Effect discourse happening I would just like to say that I don't think it's talked about enough how horribly tedious the mineral scanning was in ME2. You had to spend so much time doing this mindnumbingly boring trash to get worthwhile upgrades.
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