@chmonke

Graduated from @UW-Seattle studying math. I like AG and commutative algebra. 5th year PhD student @Columbia

 New York, NY
Joined November 2014
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It’s official, I will start this Fall at Columbia :)
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alice 𓃹@asbestocess2Oct 25
what it GENUINELY feels like to resist an afternoon nap
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anna 🏳️‍⚧️@annagaming131Oct 24
i like this image, its a good image
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coolsymbols@anglfetherOct 24
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lexaprofessional@queasy_f_bbyOct 23
this cat doesnt even know how stupid it looks
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Amy8829@amyalby2904Oct 19
The perfect Vinted listing doesn’t exi…
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Joe Applebrook@joe_applebrookOct 19
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ThePichuGuy@ThePichuGuyOct 15
Decided to add a sound effect cuz why not
dani@shaboingboing32Oct 15
fhjasdfhasdkjhfbdhjkf djkh
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Richárd@krichard121212Oct 14
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Silly Stu@sillystu4uOct 13
after I posted these I had 2 people reach out to ask me to take them off my close friends story
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samuel@samqpeirceOct 11
what is with my phone
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nazanin@onapittanceOct 11
Saw this AI-generated sign outside of a spa that is a sign of a sign
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lamb@darkseavoyageOct 11
Need one of these for my yard
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If you put infinite monkeys at infinite typewriters for an infinite amount of time eventually one of them would type Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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augi 🏳️‍🌈@augikabiOct 8
hate this guy
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theo 🐕@coldmansstewOct 7
theo 🐕@coldmansstewOct 6
Million dollar penis
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🔎Al🔍@SweatieAngleOct 6
See how he didn’t take it out on an elephant sorority, he took it on the real structural oppressors: the state and private property. that’s why the incelephant is Based and you’re just a whiner
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@mischiefanimalsOct 5
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𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖙𝖊@raisinchoirgirlOct 1
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Urart🫀🇵🇸🇻🇪@Urart3Sep 30
This mf missed everything
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@Rainmaker1973Sep 29
A Scottish Highland cow, just 2 hours old.
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Barto@bartonovopolisSep 30
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