Nichole 𝕏⚕️ retweeted
Same show we watched in 2019. Big welcomes and promises, but the roads stayed broken and light never improved.
Let them show what they fixed last time
Gov. Fubara, fellow governors and top APC leaders await President Tinubu in Port Harcourt
Governor Siminalayi Fubara of Rivers State is at Port Harcourt International Airport with several of his colleagues, awaiting the arrival of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu for the APC South-South Presidential Campaign Rally.
Also present are Lagos State Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu, Imo State Governor Hope Uzodimma, Cross River State Governor Bassey Otu, Delta State Governor Sheriff Oborevwori, Kwara State Governor AbdulRahman AbdulRazaq, and Plateau State Governor Caleb Mutfwang.
Other senior political figures on the ground include House of Representatives Speaker Abbas Tajudeen and Deputy Senate President Barau Jibrin.
The leaders have gathered in Port Harcourt to receive the President as the city prepares to host the APC South-South Presidential Campaign Rally.
Nichole 𝕏⚕️ retweeted
I just love how this election thing is turning out.
Instead of winning people over with love, you're all cussing out the people whose supports you need to vote your candidate. OK now
Nichole 𝕏⚕️ retweeted
Whats a phrase or saying that someone says of the opposite sex that immediately tells you “yeah this isn’t going to work out”🤔
Nichole 𝕏⚕️ retweeted
Future Fest always finds a way to deliver, so I’m not even worried about the experience. what they’re planning for December, I’m already looking forward to it. At this point, the only two things left for me are the LINEUP and TICKET PRICES. Who are we seeing and how much are wt
Nichole 𝕏⚕️ retweeted
Young Jonn, Zinoleesky, Qing Madi, Zlatan, BlaqBonez and more. DIDI B has assembled a serious lineup for his Lagos concert. Sunday at the New Afrika Shrine! 🇳🇬 #DidiBInLagos
Nichole 𝕏⚕️ retweeted
IF YOU ARE THE TYPE OF GUY THAT KISSES A GIRL ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD WHEN YOU HUG THEM THEN YOU ARE DOING IT RIGHT MY FRIEND
Nichole 𝕏⚕️ retweeted
Weekend plans?
If you’re in Port Harcourt on Nov 28, come through.
The Easyjumya Sports Hub is hosting a snooker tournament.
Entry’s free.
Check the flyer below for more info and bring your people.
Nichole 𝕏⚕️ retweeted
I like how the TL is every weekend because of football games.
Some are bantering, some are sharing codes, but I will be staking atleast ₦200 on matches between 11am - 2pm to qualify for a share of ₦500,000 weekly in the Betway Soccer Jackpot.
Stake with me, join here bit.ly/m/BetwayNigeria
Nichole 𝕏⚕️ retweeted
Why do men cheat on women who give them peace, love and a happy home? What exactly are they looking for outside?
Nichole 𝕏⚕️ retweeted
Monthly data lasts for 1 week
Monthly salary lasts for 3 days
Forever is the deal lasts for ?
Nichole 𝕏⚕️ retweeted
ER nurse here…tell me an out there conversation you’ve had to have with a straight face
Me: Do you have any allergies?
Pt wife: Yes, he’s allergic to penicillin because I am and I’m tired of saying it every time.
Me: Wait, are you his wife?
Wife: Yes.
Me: Um are you related?
Wife: Duh, we’re married.
Me: No, I mean like…by blood. Like cousins or something?
Wife: Ew no that’s gross. He drank my blood when we got married so we are blood related.
Me: Um. No. That’s…that’s not how it works.
Nichole 𝕏⚕️ retweeted
A Gen Z joined the team.
Week one.
During onboarding, the manager said,
“We sometimes stay late during peak periods.”
Gen Z nodded.
Then asked,
“Is that paid… or just expected?”
The manager smiled.
Manager: “Well, we’re a team here. Sometimes, everyone has to make sacrifices to get the job done.”
Gen Z: “I understand. But will those sacrifices appear on my payslip?”
A few people in the room started laughing.
The manager ignored them.
Manager: “We don’t really count hours here. We focus on results.”
Gen Z: “That’s fair. So, if I finish my work before closing time, can I leave?”
Nichole 𝕏⚕️ retweeted
Weekend football na premium enjoyment!
As man dem dey draft ticket, me I just dey reason Japan vs Nigeria & I don place my bet.
I don use style enter Betway Soccer Jackpot today & to join me just stake ₦200+ on soccer between 11am - 2pm to get your share of ₦500k every Sat.
Nichole 𝕏⚕️ retweeted
MY BROTHER ASKED ME TO LIE IN COURT SO HE WOULDN’T LOSE CUSTODY OF HIS DAUGHTER. I REFUSED. NOW MY ENTIRE FAMILY SAYS I’M THE REASON HIS CHILD MAY GROW UP WITHOUT A FATHER.
I’m 36 years old. My younger brother, Daniel, is 32.
He has a 9-year-old daughter, and until three months ago, I thought he was one of the best fathers I knew.































