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"she's a creep for wearing this to an all ages show"
1) fuck them kids
2) if you're taking your kids to a Paramore concert, you're a moron
3) this isn't even in the top 5 raunchiest outfits she's worn at a concert before
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New England will have zero Republican Senators for the first time since the GOP was founded in the 1850s.
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Abdul El-Sayed will become the first U.S. senator in history to take the oath of office using the Qur’an.
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Robert Pattinson has tested for the role of YOU.
(Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies……)
imagine having the privilege to play both Batman AND James Bond at the SAME TIME
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90 day blackout? Did he buy a generator and spare fuel? Did he buy ecoflows and solar panels? Gas heaters? Or did he buy mostly guns, ammo, and tactical gear like he's going to shoot the darkness away or something?
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🔵 News - James Talarico's 4.4 million early votes alone beat Ken Paxton's 4.25 million total votes, so the Texas Senate race was over before Election Day
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The 76ers’ strength of schedule the first ten games is ranked No. 1 hardest in the league.
They have the best record in the league.
Look out. (h/t @NBAStatGuy_)
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The 76ers' first ~10 games were not the NBA's hardest schedule per multiple analyses, which rank them mid-pack or lower (e.g. 8th or 23rd).
powerrankingsguru.com/nba/strength-o…
probetrics.com/nba/strength-o…
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best days to have been on twitter
1. september 10, 2025
2. 🆕 november 3, 2026
3. september 8, 2022
