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Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen in weeks because he’s receiving mental health treatment at the Lindner Center of Hope.
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James Talarico: “We’ve all been focused on the wrong 1%. You heard a lot about trans people in this race, they’re 1% of the population. You’ve heard about Muslims in this race from Republicans, they’re 1% of the population. Even undocumented immigrants are 1% of the population. We are focused on the wrong 1% because the only minority destroying America is the billionaire class and it’s time that we tax them, make them pay their fair share so we can invest in education and healthcare”
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Q: Who have you voted for in the past?
Voter: I’ve voted for Donald Trump, I’ve voted for Greg Abbott. Republican my whole life.
Q: So why are you switching teams?
Voter: I am seeing what we need. This is what America needs. This is what Texas needs. We need someone like James Talarico.
Q: And you don’t think Ken Paxton can deliver?
Voter: Oh no, I don’t think so at all. I think he’s a criminal. And we don’t need someone like that representing Texas.
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There is something deeply wrong with a political system that allows one trillionaire to buy his own personal U.S. Senator.
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BREAKING: In a stunning move, Republicans are openly airing ads calling out Ken Paxton as someone who is NOT a man of god. Something crazy is happening in Texas. This needs to be shared everywhere.
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You’re fucked little bro. I literally work for a fuel company. We dispatch in corpus and In RGV. Most my drivers are Hispanic and they hate you. As they should
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Googling Christopher Dobbins now going to do a deep dive to find him and his info.
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Only thing that needs to be said about that ridiculous @McConaughey video
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I live in Elgin Texas. I voted today.
It was downright bustling.
My district is about 50/50 R/D.
I have yet to see a sign for Paxton or Abbott. I've seen dozens for James and Gina.
And I've been doing Door Dash too. I've seen a lot of neighborhoods.
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MAGAs don't vote to improve their own lives, they vote to destroy the lives of the people they hate
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Ethan Hawke endorses James Talarico for Texas Senate: “I met James a few times. I feel 100% confident he has the most important quality that I cherish...... integrity. To my friends & family in Texas- early voting started yesterday!”
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BREAKING: Ken Paxton was just caught by TMZ and asked whether he'll debate James Talarico. His response is nothing short of a disaster. No wonder this guy is always in hiding.
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ICE cause father to crash car during traffic stop—with 2 little kids sitting in back seat.
Turns out he wasn't even guy they were looking for.
Traumatize his 2 toddlers for no reason.
Agents grab at kids' legs trying to pry them out of their dad's arms.
Video clearly shows severe damage to the front of the man's car—with the driver side wheel completely off.
Then agents threaten U.S. citizen with pepper spray—just for filming on public sidewalk.
After running the man's picture through facial recognition—agents had to admit they got the wrong guy.
Incident occurred in the Silver Lake neighborhood of Providence, Rhode Island.
Og_Cempoalli doesn't have an account on this platform—so posting first full length, English translated, and credited video here to help raise awareness.
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Matthew @McConaughey is now urging Independent voters in Texas to waste their votes on Independent candidates. What a goddamn asshole