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English gent finding hilarity in authority’s absurdity. Pro-freedom, anti-fools in power. #RebelWithACuppa

Joined November 2011
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Bald head reflecting the sun, brain fully convinced it’s finally coming home this time. ☀️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁#England
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BBC Children in Need is rattling the tin again this Friday. Before you give, it's worth knowing where some of the money has gone. Charlotte Gill has been through the grants. £15,000 for a Belfast campaign about asylum seekers not being allowed to play semi-professional football. £99,000 for LGBT+ youth sessions in Derbyshire. £45,000 to Cumbria LGBT Pride. £120,000 to the Proud Trust for "transgender, non-binary and gender questioning young people." People drop their coins in the bucket for disadvantaged kids. NOT to bankroll campaigns and identity politics. Ask where your tenner is going before you hand it over.
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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Bonfire night 😳 🚀
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Even at 30,000 feet, she still found a curb to hit…
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A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.
there are things worth fighting for
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If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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When you pull out your phone in London:
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Moving home? Remember to redirect your mail ✉️ royalmail.com/redirection
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To the Metropolitan Police, You were the gold standard. The model every nation copied. When Scotland Yard spoke, criminals listened. That badge meant integrity. It meant courage. It meant the law applied equally, without fear or favour. Look at you now. You are a punchline. A cautionary tale. A force that clears up fewer than one in ten burglaries while your officers film TikTok videos in uniform. You arrested a man in Lancashire at dawn for a Facebook post in 2024 while grooming gangs operated in Rochdale for years with barely a raised eyebrow. You invented non-crime hate incidents so you could harass pensioners for wrongthink while real victims wait on hold. You kneeled for mobs in 2020 while statues fell and businesses burned. You stood aside while extremists marched with impunity, then raided homes over memes. You have turned the oldest police force in the world into a politicised enforcement squad for the narrative, not the public. You chose diversity dashboards over clear-up rates. You chose community engagement over enforcement. You chose the approval of NGOs and Twitter mobs over the safety of the people who pay your wages. You chose feelings over facts, and political safety over actual policing. You did not lose your way. You sold it. Slowly, deliberately, one diversity training course at a time, one apology tweet at a time, one decision to stand down while crime happened in front of you. The British people see you now. We see the double standards. We see the collapse in basic standards. We see a force that looks more like political commissars than police officers. We see officers who remember their oath sidelined while the ideologues get promoted. You wanted to be political enforcers. Congratulations. You got your wish. Now you get treated like political operatives. No more benefit of the doubt. No more automatic respect. You burned that. The mask is off. The receipts are published. The record is being kept. We are watching.
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Funniest conversation I've heard between two kids😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Disturbing trend at #C2C Security guards ditching their CIS cards and acting in a predatory way toward attendees. This isn’t ‘inclusivity’—it’s a safety failure that puts everyone at risk.
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I'm not mature enough for this job.🤷🏼‍♀️🤭😆
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Why did I laugh so much at this? 😭
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