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god saves his greatest battles for his silliest gooses. (she/her)

the green place
Joined March 2009
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fuck it im making potstickers
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i genuinely never considered that sir patrick stewart would die one day
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Everyone else will be talking about different movies and shows, so I will just say Patrick Stewart was a marvelous villain in GREEN ROOM. See it if you haven't. A very stressful picture. RIP
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ITS ALWAYS A LEGEND AND NEVER THAT FAT ORANGE FUCK
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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Hugh Jackman pays tribute to Sir Patrick Stewart. “We lost one of the greats of stage and screen today. And, in my book, a tremendous friend and man. I learned so much from him. I will miss you, Patrick Stewart, all of my days.”
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Marvel Studios has released a statement on the tragic passing of Sir Patrick Stewart. “All of us at Marvel Studios are deeply saddened by the passing of Sir Patrick Stewart. Sir Patrick brought Professor Charles Xavier to life with extraordinary grace, intelligence, and humanity, defining the character for generations of fans, from X-Men to Logan to Avengers: Doomsday. He was a singular talent, a generous collaborator, and a true gentleman. Our hearts go out to his wife Sunny, his children, his friends, and the countless fans around the world whose lives he touched with his art.”
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Obama is now our Grandpresident. He doesn't president us directly, but shows up every now and then with jokes and stories and little gifts, and it really pisses off Trump when we ask if we can just stay and live with Obama instead.
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ENOUGH.
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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getting diagnosed with OCD as an adult is so embarrassing. oh I didn’t realize it was a disorder I thought this was just My Special System
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Don’t be surprised if Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar becomes the Best Picture front runner soon. I think people are seriously underestimating how much this movie is going to connect with audiences including academy voters.
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His name is Paul Newman
sexiest man alive implies there’s a sexiest man dead
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and they wanna talk to me about some damn “noah wyle” when we have this at home girl wtf.
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Brewers winning the 2026 World Series would close the portal to hell that was opened when the Cubs won the 2016 World Series. And that’s why you should root for them
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that better not be noah wyle
People Magazine teases the 2026 Sexiest Man Alive
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The year is 2035. Minneapolis is now comprised solely of weed dispensaries. All the restaurants have gone under except a single AI food truck selling 30 dollar hot dogs
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everyday i wonder how much enduring i got left in me and the answer is always just a little bit more so i guess i’ve decided to persevere. that’s ok.
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restore your gold fish dignity
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