Yeah, sure, you've heard them call it Swalloween. But have you heard Cocktober Squirty First?

She said she likes acts of service so I gave her number to the army recruiter

Omg do these bitches ever shut up about men and or relationships...

When she sits on my face she legally owns it. Call that squatters rights.

This shit cracking me up

Talking to big titty girls is such a hard task. Like, how are we both not looking at them rn?

Runway Margiela, that type shit on my bitch Butterflies and spikes, that type shit on my kicks These rappers wanna be trendy, they hoes wanna be friendly But never, she wear Forever 21 like it's Fendi I told that bitch it's Givenchy, she pronounce it "Givinchy"

Nah, I'm gonna edible my way to a nap Kim

I repair van cleef bracelets more than any other bracelets because they're so cheaply made

Are you also on a future version of Google play system update 🥴 @FrankOneDigital

Just here, twirling my ball hair. Pondering ancient wisdoms.

Happy international fisting day?

Them bitches got demi rose walks compared to Naomi. Please don't fucking start with me

France is having a revolution and Americans are still having gender wars and blaming Mexicans and the queer community for shitty economy

Ain't gonna be no fucking Hallowen costumes this year. Just a bunch of whores in lingerie

Gas too expensive

How cool would it be to have a little house surrounded by trees and not have to know what day it is

boobytrap is just partyboob backwards