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1950s guy who just had six martinis for lunch, getting back into his cadillac: i wonder what my bitch wife is making for dinner
housewife, completely zoomed out on lithium: [encasing a whole ham in jell-o]
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Maturing is learning that, in virtually every way imaginable, the US hasn't just been developing slowly or even poorly...but that the US has made endless series of intentional decisions, regressing and staying behind on purpose to benefit a relative handful of greedy sociopaths
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(Showing movie to a woman ) They actually used a technique for this part
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I would love if we could channel the datacenter backlash into curbing the excesses of Big Tech in general. Get screens out of cars. Get computers out of refrigerators. Stop surveilling everything all the time, stop forcing me into the app, stop trying to steal my data.
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most music composed for these instruments is meant to be marched to, not danced to. modern EDM was shaped by black american music; four on the floor comes from jazz, backbeats from jump blues, and everything from funk to detroit techno to hip-hop traces back to west african music
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Recently rewatched Mad men and this time around it struck me that Don is not the hero (girlfriend leaves room) if Don Draper was a fire truck he would be the biggest one in the world
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This bird is saying “hello!! good job!☺️” and using the cutesy diminutive form of its own name and ppl in the comments are like ‘I think this is what the grim reaper must sound like. Russian is the language of the devil’
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Skeleton Friend: On Halloween I can go out as myself and not get strange looks but then November comes around and I'm back to being an outcast
Me *hiding two drum sticks behind my back because I was about to play a solo on his rib cage*: I reject bigotry in all its forms
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I know I retweeted this not long ago but I need to share it again. It’s just too funny. When the second woman says “Defiant. Hard-headed.”-that’s the point of no return for me
