@clur19

extra dirty, extra olives.

 Kentucky, USA
Joined January 2011
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a story in 4 parts
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and with that, wedding season is DONE and I stole this horse to celebrate
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He’s dressed like he’s on a Housewives trip to Aspen and he’s about to drop some cash at Kemo Sabe.
LEGENDARY LADE! 🇳🇬
@LegendaryLadeOct 23
Drake steps out for his 40th birthday!🗽🔥
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Jack@GayLaVieOct 16
BREAKING: White House appoints Pulitzer Prize-winning essayist Samantha Fulnecky as new press secretary
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count zakula@ZinZakuOct 6
commenting “disgusting AI slop” under a picture of my friend’s healthy newborn child
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Doing a Summer House rewatch and my bf started asking questions about it, I’ve been waiting for this for years.
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I just so happened to be at West’s first season and he went “THAT’S the guy that had an affair? What is he wearing???”
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me when I was watching RHONY and my bf asked “why does this lady (Carole Radziwill) care so much about JFK jr??”
maybe: clare@clur19Oct 5
Doing a Summer House rewatch and my bf started asking questions about it, I’ve been waiting for this for years.
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imagine if they’d just, given Lorelai Gilmore adderall instead of coffee for a couple days
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good morning, guess who took two ambien and has the shitty side of the mattress and rolled right off and RUGBURNED HER FACE!
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hellkitedrake@blackironframeSep 28
Replying to @_chase_____
friends I had growing up had a great grandmother and they called her Great One. I had to confirm with my parent that this actually happened as I remember it
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The ensuing high from this must have been so great that he probably had to confess afterwards
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@zei_squirrelSep 25
Netanyahu: "Christianity and Judaism draw from the same source. Jesus lived here. Jesus spoke Hebrew." Pope Francis, interrupting him: "Aramaic."
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genuinely thought cillian turned the heat up on you hoes
Grace@graceyldnSep 27
JLo has discovered Peaky Blinders I see
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Dan Carney
@DanManCarneySep 28
Dressing as Chris Hansen for Halloween and showing up to people’s houses while they’re giving out candy to children and asking them “you see how this looks, right?”
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m@msnetikSep 28
investigating an explosion at the bangs factory
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i’m in a getaway car i left you in the covid concious lesbian bar
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Don’t you want to meet 50 gay mayors?
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayorSep 20
What better way to show off our city to 50 visiting mayors than from the roof of a double decker bus?
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wyatt dunkin@WyattDuncanSep 22
the downside of doing a norm documentary which is comprised of pre existing youtube clips is that it means i’ve essentially seen this documentary hundreds of times already
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmSep 22
First trailer for the Norm Macdonald documentary — directed by Judd Apatow. Releasing October 16 on Netflix.
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adam s@ADSohnSep 22
Two accused rapists, a domestic abuser, an anti-vaxxer, an animal abuser, and someone who scored too many points against South Carolina one time. All the classic villains
Variety
@VarietySep 22
EXCLUSIVE: Vice TV has greenlit the documentary series "Everybody Hates," with each episode profiling the public's response to a different athlete. The premiere episode will focus on Jake Paul. Later episodes will take on NFL stars like Aaron Rodgers and Michael Vick, as well as WNBA star Caitlin Clark, international soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo, and boxing legend Floyd Mayweather Jr. wp.me/pc8uak-1lHMWh
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