Software engineer. Data mechanic. Community advocate. Speaker mentor. he/him/馃彺鬆仹鬆仮鬆伔鬆伂鬆伋鬆伩fe Makes up for not having children by doubling down on dad jokes.

Swansea, Wales
Joined October 2019
Replying to @davidgerard
I love when he introduces himself as "Runner, Blade Runner".
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Replying to @russophileLs
What's that country on the bottom right? They seem to have all the best people and the best ideas.
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Hello. My name is Bladerunner. You smashed my cybertruck. Prepare to die.
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Mostly people who don't know it's Brighton.
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So you're saying that it would be fine for me to come to your home and murder your baby because I wouldn't be the first person to murder a baby? That's a weird take, but okay.
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Replying to @Yona832 @AyoCaesar
So for what grave crime exactly are the innocent civilians of Gaza being killed for, Oli?
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I'm not sure it matters if the place you're in gets changed, because most travellers are concerned with where they're going. I'm also not sure why you're finding it so hard to understand that unfamiliar travellers are liable to get confused.
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Does it matter? Are certain types of terrorism okay?
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Replying to @PaulMBigland @NQRW
The image specifically calls out that you may be fined. You may be fined because it is an offence to travel on the railway without having paid your fare. It is, however, a complete defence to such a charge to show that you did, in fact, pay your fare.
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So you'll have seen the part where he addresses at length how the violence became necessary then.
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You haven't answered the question. Is murdering babies okay if sometime else started the murdering is babies? Yes or no will do.
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Well, there's an international airport on the line that sees around 30-40 million passengers a year, most of whom probably aren't intimately familiar with the geography of the railway network.
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Replying to @PaulMBigland @NQRW
That sentence doesn't even make sense, Paul.
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Replying to @PaulMBigland @NQRW
I certainly haven't flown with a certain budget airline that insists on taking their own responsibilities and forcing them into passengers, no.
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Replying to @PaulMBigland @NQRW
At the risk is repeating myself, the passenger has paid their fare, and that is the extent of what the law requires of them.
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Replying to @jjjj86
Don't be silly. You don't think.
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This is like saying "it's fine, the bank warned you it was going to steal all the money in your account before it actually did it".
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Replying to @AyoCaesar
If they were as well armed and required as us, they probably would and set about finding a way to get to him without killing a shitload of civilians.
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If the question is "world you bomb the shopping centre if Blair were inside?" then the answer is still "No, what the fuck is wrong with you?"
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