Aspiring to find puns that make people laugh again. Learning to be a big girl in the big city and not eat food in bed. Stoked for this new character role!
Chicago, IL
Joined January 2011
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This girls dream is to meet @ReeseW and we got a step closer today! Can we get this bride a shout out?!? @ewing_chelsi living her best bride life in Nashville!
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After that episode of #GreysAnatomy I may never love again because at the end I’ll just be let down. EVERY WRITER NEEDS TO BE FIRED. THEY NEED TO HIRE A NEW WRITER FOR A SERIES FINALE AND BE DONE. Honestly at this point I don’t even care. #iliterallycant
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Hey @ESPNFantasy - wanna update and give me credit for that Brees 1 Yd TD throw?! #itsthefinals #comeonnow
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I love how @OldNavy is being innovative and sending text notifications reminding you to make a payment..AFTER they already charged you a late fee #whyevenbother
Hate @United as much as the next person but I’m not sad I get to see @joe_klinker for an hour or so extra this Christmas
I don’t think it’s any coincidence that while Purdue has half their starters out due to injuries my starting QB in @NFLFantasy is Brees and is also injured 😭 #getwellsoon
In other news, is it football season yet? Ready to see @BoilerFootball kick some ass this year!
Literally the last time I ever go to @theproteinbar - what a rip-off...less than 4oz of salmon for a $14 salad? I’ll stick with #pretamanger from now on
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I’m still mourning the Library of Alexandria...this ones gonna sting for the rest of my life.
Notre Dame is one of the world’s great treasures, and we’re thinking of the people of France in your time of grief. It’s in our nature to mourn when we see history lost – but it’s also in our nature to rebuild for tomorrow, as strong as we can.
