@codedbruhh

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Joined November 2023
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Big Willy
@bigwillySZN8h
Hard to explain the eye test because its instinctive but one quick giveaway is a nose ring
Tochi
@prettytochi222Oct 27
Is there actually a way to know someone has HIV just by looking?”
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SIYA@uuMaSiyaOct 27
He doesn't have a single deciding moment in a highly prestigious comp like the Euros/WC/UCL/Copa etc like the other 3,his most memorable moments in those comps are either stinkers or missed penalties,Kane wins you games,the other 3 win you the most elite trophies in the sport
𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔩𝔬@siiinaloOct 27
genuine question, why do you guys say Kane doesn’t sit with Lewandowski, Benzema & Suarez?
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another day to remind you that your wife is not a member of your family. she's the only one who you don't share blood ties with.
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PRÏNE@Mensahmv12h
It's in the same bracket as this fooling right here. 👇🏿
A.K
@Kunmi_adOct 27
Your ass ain’t seeing no A-list entertainer man
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@Toby
@Tobyhaoxu14h
You won’t lose others just by posting him, trust me.
praise john
@praisejohnnOct 27
Living my early 20s 💗💗
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Yehgha
@yaygha23h
She needs a rich man to fund her December instagram reels in exchange for sex. All you need is just to "have money" She's not asking for too much. Do not miss this once in a lifetime offer. Apply now
LT 🎁@loria_tareOct 26
I just need a man I actually like to go out with this November/December. Dates, PDA and all that good stuff… abeg be very comfortable financially Biko. I am not asking for too much 🙄
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coded_bruh retweeted
.@7Erzil6h
Guys up in arms over this are hilarious. Just say you’ve always hated Arteta and have run out of ammunition ever since we won the league. Big up Max for standing his ground but given the context, Arteta has every right to be livid
★@sivvep19h
Arteta with max
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chief sọm
@chisomholicOct 27
There's one I met that celebrated her birthday 3 times in one year. First day I met her the next day was her birthday so I ran away. 😂 She kept my contact and called me months later to invite me to her birthday again. That was when I understood the format, so I declined, only to be invited again the following month again. It's like they just spam all men they have on their contacts with lies hoping to get some money everyday. Relationship is business for them.
BIG IDEAS💡@ShaffzyJOct 27
Replying to @chisomholic
On a women birthday They expected every1 to gift them sumtin either money or gift Bt u didn't see them ever gifting anybody sumtin. And that makes me wonder, If she's actually given her friends a gift as she's expecting. She'll spend each and every day gifting her frnds
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Another adult is putting you under financial pressure and stress and you’re still there in the name of marriage/dating. Bro, you’re a low life animal ruled by his dick and low self esteem.
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coded_bruh@codedbruhh8h
These women want marraige so as to monopolize your resources (in death hopefully). How many times do i need to tell you that marraige is biz to women. Will be worse with genZs. A single dad who is a surrogate babymama user is safe. Kids inherit his legacy. Not some bitch.
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Viktor Benson
@itsviktorbenson9h
A good woman na woman wey spend 50k on her man after him don spend 500k on her He spends 500k in secret and she spends 50k in public And I bet you that men don’t see that they initially spent 500k.. all they are seeing is she loves me so much to spend 50k on me Na yansh dey cover ur eyes to this cheap tactics 😂😂😂
coded_bruh@codedbruhhOct 27
No mind these men wey dey come SM dey form sugarboy 😂. 99.99% of the time the men are putting in way more and outperforming her in life. The little she does gets amplified for optics.
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Kicko@infamousbxdon23h
Gotta take power naps whenever you can you never know when you gotta jump 300 fences
Rap Wikipedia
@RapWikipOct 26
Never forget when Westside Gunn caught Boldy James asleep while sitting ringside at a wrestling match, 2 years ago today 😭 (2024)
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sam ⛷️@sambrazyOct 27
He had less open play goals than Haaland in more minutes in a worse league, who finished 9th with a better WC campaign. It legitimately deserves to be downplayed
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@Sp1thfcOct 27
People downplaying 73 goals is quite an achievement I must say
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@Top_GunMOct 27
I thought involuntary celibacy was only slapped on men from the rhetorics on this app How come this tweet is filled with women going through the same situation? So it isn’t a gender-based phenomenon? Nice to know
Dobly_Youuu@Dobly_youuOct 26
I genuinely hate this involuntary celibacy, im so feral and I want to have sex. I really really want to fuck, I miss sex alot and sucking on dick. I miss moaning, I miss getting my arse cheeks slapped, I miss the sliding in and the slip out me putting it back in I need to fuckkkk
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We$t
@flygodT19h
Being around celebs ≠ access I’ve been in rooms with Wiz, Davido, Olamide for work doesn’t mean I have access to them, I can’t pick up my phone & call any of them Please know the difference
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zak🪡
@ZakKnowsBallOct 27
dfb pokal in ballon dor discussions is genuinely farcical
Aj ✪@AjV1_Oct 27
Bayern hadn’t won the DFB-Pokal in 6 years until Harry Kane turned up and scored in every round including a hat trick in the final.
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This always happens. We exit that wack competition then remain in contention for 3 titles by March. Yawn...
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Mr Sergio
@samson_samsen19h
You run the risk of h^ting women by listening to what women say. Women are visual objects and sound bugs. Eyes candy and noise pollution.
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Will Balsam
@willbalsam17h
I figured once we got over the hump and won the league that people would stop losing their heads irrationally on here. I couldn’t have been more wrong. I’ve just seen someone say that’s the worst loss under Arteta😂😂
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Ifeoma if you die before your husband na crime?
ifeoma 🇳🇬🇬🇧@ifeoma_anitaOct 27
Men! once you get married, please write your will. Death doesn’t have a timetable. Don’t allow your wife and kids suffer Biko. No detail is too small to leave out. Enough is enough. I can’t believe we’re still having this conversation in 2026.
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