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Sheriff don finally give you small campaign gig. Normally the average nigerian is a sellout so nothing new.
DONT BULLY ANYBODY TO ACCEPT UR CANDIDATE BY FORCE BE YOU APC OR PDP OR LABOUR OR RAINBOW COALITION OR NDC … let people have their choice let them make up their mind AND VOTE BYE 👋
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Replying to @Tobyhaoxu
Too real
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Barca has lost that fear factor in europe since messi left. If they meet actual big teams, they will fold. It's why i don't even see them winning UCL even in the next 5 years.
Football is a beautiful but ruthless sport. Barcelona started the season flying and their fans were living in an absolute bubble. They genuinely had the whole world thinking they were an unstoppable super-team, to the point even Madrid fans were terrified. Fast forward to this recently: PSG thumps them 4-2, and Madrid instantly follows it up by turning them over in El Clásico. The way their entire fear factor crumbled in a matter of days is incredible. Elite scriptwriting. 😭
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Horrible gender.
دراسة: الطيور تخاف من النساء أكثر من الرجال… والعلماء عاجزون عن تفسير السبب. الدراسة كانت عبر بحث دولي مشترك بين عدة جامعات ومؤسسات بحثية بقيادة الباحث الإيطالي "فيديريكو موريلي" من جامعة تورينو. قاموا بالبحث في 5 دول أوروبية (التشيك، فرنسا، ألمانيا، بولندا، إسبانيا) ودرسوا خلالها تصرف 37 نوعًا من الطيور، كانت جميعها تفرّ أسرع عند اقتراب امرأة منها مقارنةً برجل. لم يجد الباحثون أي تفسير واضح لهذه الظاهرة. الدراسة نُشرت نتائجها في دورية People and Nature.
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Woman, on average, are far more wicked and ruthless than men are. Animals have finely honed intuition. They grasp things humans do not.
دراسة: الطيور تخاف من النساء أكثر من الرجال… والعلماء عاجزون عن تفسير السبب. الدراسة كانت عبر بحث دولي مشترك بين عدة جامعات ومؤسسات بحثية بقيادة الباحث الإيطالي "فيديريكو موريلي" من جامعة تورينو. قاموا بالبحث في 5 دول أوروبية (التشيك، فرنسا، ألمانيا، بولندا، إسبانيا) ودرسوا خلالها تصرف 37 نوعًا من الطيور، كانت جميعها تفرّ أسرع عند اقتراب امرأة منها مقارنةً برجل. لم يجد الباحثون أي تفسير واضح لهذه الظاهرة. الدراسة نُشرت نتائجها في دورية People and Nature.
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Replying to @double07ad
Everything you said here is real. They do not know how to react because they don't trust themselves.
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School reunions are supposed to be a good thing, but Nigerian classism ruins them. Good things come to die in poor 3rd-world countries.
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Replying to @BinariiG
More like a mode of escapism from the zoo life they live.
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"Leave these feminist girlies, a lot of them are sweethearts in real life, they're just trolling on the internet" 🤡🤡
Your wife is a proud feminist who has never believed in the ideology of a woman submitting to a man’s authority and you still brought her abroad from Nigeria. Now, you’ve been told by the police not to come within a square mile of your own house or kids for the next 6 months just because you insist on bringing your younger sister over. 🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️
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If a regular nigerian man has a super high BC . There's a chance he fucked so many hideous looking fattie bumbum frogs, Treated std's and have experienced smelling pussy at least 5 times.
Replying to @codedbruhh
Having a high body count in this prison is not even something one should be bragging out. Cause the probability that you gave your energy to a lot mid table players is very high.
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Replying to @JuiceGaffer
Woman matter no be black & white o. Tradeoffs boku.
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coded_bruh retweeted
At 19 I was dating this OS(24) who is currently a BM to an Italian man in Italy Back then we liked each other a lot, i had children money, she had prostitution money, spent on me as I did with her Ma Nggas used to curse me out for dating her, thank Goodness I did, I know what
If you're in love with a woman, there's always this urge to slam men who tend to say "women cheat" as some sort of coping mechanism. The truth is, the dating pool is fucked due to sexual revolution. So leaning on outlier instances is mostly an emotional ego defense reaction.
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Nah just go for a woman who loves you. We accept the love we deserve.
Yip, something about taking care of us with their resources kills their affection for us, whilst us taking care of them seems like the right thing to do, I don’t know if it is societal or biological… but they attach differently to how we love,
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coded_bruh retweeted
"not to be a pick me", "I hate it when y'all make me agree with men", "not to side with men" and it other variations should tell you everything you need to know about the other side... slaves with no shackles.
One thing I’ve noticed about a lot of women today is that they can recognise when something is objectively reasonable but still refuse to acknowledge it because of their groupthink mentality of not wanting to disappoint their internet girlies.
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A lot of songs on eminem's discography lacks good replay value. "Ass like that" was such an ass song.
I put Ass Like That on the aux in 2005... some people stopped returning my calls, some pretended they died, I never heard from anybody at that party ever again, like I never existed.
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Replying to @Easyfunk
Come here dey threaten us with midnight curse 🤣
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Hubby brags to the world he has an independent 9-5er wife who contributes to the home. While she's getting fucked in the office by her work husband only to come back home to deny her husband sex cos she's tired from work (multiple orgasms) 😂😂😂
说句真话,你们也别装纯:要真想操到熟透的少妇,就得老老实实去上班。办公室里那些结了婚、奶子软、逼还紧的少妇,才是最好下手的。天天见面、一起加班、互相发骚,比外面那些假正经的货色容易多了。我一个朋友在事业编后勤单位,成天跟一群已婚女人混。一年时间,硬是把4个少妇都操穿了。有的在茶水间站着干,有的加班完直接在办公室沙发上骑,有的被他摸到湿透还装矜持,最后全跪着求他射里面。一个个都叫得浪,水多得能淹死人,操完还要他下次再来。别再做梦去酒吧勾搭了,那都是垃圾。所以想操少妇真的还是上班稳当,办公室纯纯就是人妻聚集地!
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coded_bruh retweeted
I stan this attitude. One of my neighbors, very calm and collected guy married last year. Omo, e no reach 2 weeks we start to dey hear the wife raised voice all the time. Fast-forward to week 5, we no come dey see the wife again. When asked, bro said she went to visit her people. We think say na normal visit o until the wife and the relatives came one cool Sunday evening to beg. Bro didn't even open the door. Told them he was done from upstairs, and he'll be coming in 2 weeks to take back his bride price. Omo.
Dear men, the nonsense mindset of his money is our money, Her money is her money has to stop. Bills have to be split You are scared if you do that she might lose your respect as a man Bro, if she disrespect u, warn her If she continues, send her to her papa house
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Delusional bastards 🤣
Niggas meet a 20-25yr old non virgin and expect her to fuck them alone.. There’s a reason you met her single (that’s if she was/is single).
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