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Joined October 2016
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What exactly are you waiting for?
I now understand why Javascript devs use worktrees. I've been vibe coding C++, which is WAY faster to code than JS. With JS a tiny fix and you spend 30 minutes waiting.
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Sergio here is gone, used to be my neighbor since childhood .. played soccer excellently, struggled through life to make ends but, at the point where it looked like things were making sense, the APC government showed up like a thief. stole, killed & destroyed. RIP Ejima
JUST IN: NDC presidential candidate, Mr Peter Obi, is in Affa, Enugu State, today for the burial of Christopher Nworie, who was k!ll£d during a thugs’ att@ck at the NDC governorship campaign flag-off in Enugu.
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No funding for the man?
I built a game where you drive a danfo through Lagos 🚌 Load passengers, dodge okadas, beat the traffic. Plays in your browser, no download. danfo.horpey.dev/ #LagosRun #Lagos #IndieGame
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😆 started playing this and the sound from the car made my dog bark. I as well don’t like the sound, it’s too much imo.. there should be a balance
I built a game with AI. No developer. No software engineer. Just me, an idea, and AI. I started building Naija Rush on October 6. The idea is simple: Everybody starts life with ₦10 million. Buy your first car. Put it in your garage. Race. Win money. Buy better cars. Build your net worth. And let’s see who becomes the richest racer in Nigeria We’re starting with Lagos, Abuja, Enugu, Port Harcourt and Kano. More cities are coming. This is Naija Rush V1. It will not be perfect. Play it, break it, tell me what you think. But there’s one challenge: Who can get from ₦10 million to ₦100 million first? Race. Win. Get Rich. Play it here naijarush.com
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This.
Have you ever seen NYSC members protest the kidnapping of their fellow coppers? The mindset we have toward ourselves is absurd!
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Many things to say but what sort of CCTV is this that can’t exactly tell who is who?
WATCH: CCTV Captures Armed Robbers Raiding POS Operators In Broad Daylight In Awka, Anambra More on SaharaTV: youtu.be/e4E8n296iLY
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Is it that games are not that difficult to build? Because every eke market day there’s a new game on the TL
I built GTA but it's lagos! You can now fly to any part of the city! Airplanes are limited in supply. 👉🏼 gta.koha.wtf
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Someone get this guy in front of a microphone
7,000 drivers in 2 days. 🚌 I built Lagos Run in my spare time, and you turned it into a whole Lagos traffic jam. Thank you for every score, every "pooon", every bug report. Big updates are coming: agbero, LASTMA, new buses, and an Independence Day paint on Oct 1. 🇳🇬 Follow @eureka_seamless so you don't miss them 👇 danfo.horpey.dev #LagosRun
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Before you try that stupid agenda you want to cook, P at the back means Pence, not Pound. That is basically £1.99(One Pound, 99.18 Pence)per litre of fuel. Hourly wage in the UK is £12.71. That means you can comfortably buy 6 litre of fuel with the money you made in an hour.
UK Diesel Prices Soar to Record 199.18P Per Litre
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TL Watyn Dey sup?
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We need like 100 Million of these
We’re currently going to produce 1k shirt and caps with “TINUBU MUST GO” on it. Insha Allah, Tinubu must go!
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No be meme
a moving man will meet lagos traffic.
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Currently have a setup within my workspace for music production and mastering the keyboard all 12 keys.
Everyone should have at least one skill that makes no money and takes ten years to master
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These niggas keep changing the meter controller each year by size and shape but zero functionality improvement. I expected this device to be screen touch by now, tuuueeeeh!
My own is, meters DISCOs give out, when are we going to see smart ones ? Where the consumer can see their daily, weekly, yearly energy consumption and other details. Or is that already in place?
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Soludo just foolish
Anambra State Government: Peter Obi Borrowed, Left Debts; Audit Uncovers Missing Ecological Fund.
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Mediocres everywhere on the TL 😞
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You try
Hello everyone, First, we’re truly sorry. Yesterday, many of you struggled to access the Bamboo app, fund your accounts or invest. We are also really disappointed that we couldn't give you a seamless experience to start off your investment journey into the Dangote Refinery IPO. We know we let you down, and we take full responsibility, and we're going to work to make it up to you. Our team worked hard to prepare for the increased demand but ultimately, our efforts fell significantly short. We wanted to let you know that the Bamboo app is fully back up and running. We restored the systems yesterday but wanted to make sure everything was working perfectly before making an announcement. We’ve also made changes to ensure our platform is stronger and better prepared moving forward. We know an apology doesn’t fix the frustration you experienced. Trust is earned through action, and we’re committed to earning yours back. To start, we’re going to cut all commissions across both US and NGX stocks by 20% starting tomorrow till the end of September. We also wanted to remind you that the Dangote IPO is running non-stop till the 13th of October. The price doesn’t change and the allocation will not be done on a first-come, first-served basis so there’s still time for you to get in. Thank you for your patience and for sticking with us. 💚 Richmond, CEO, Bamboo
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Make I chop first nau 😭
i’m surprised i couldn’t buy the IPO on chowdeck
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Y’all making this thing look like rocket science, nobody is saying run at highest possible scale for the whole month. At least first 3 days .. yes Dangote is rare but it’s has a timeline
Infrastructure is expensive. Imagine bamboo increases production or development cost because of a rarity like the Dangote IPO situation, an anomaly even. Now when all the initial rush dies down, they’re now spending more on an infra with a bandwidth they don’t need because they don’t get that much traffic in reality. At the end of the fiscal year, the cost of that action would make everyone on the board look silly imo
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