@coldcallsniper

Tortured Phillies Fan. Miller Maestro. Amex Gold Authority. Handicap Stall Inspector. Single and scared . 7.9 HC . DM for partnerships and deals

 Philadelphia, PA
Joined September 2021
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Okay soldiers let’s break down some film Face is tad blurry , but we’re most likely dealing with a 6.4 here , but due to her massive jugs she gets upgrade to a 7.6. This is perfect scenario to find a 6.4 with a massive rack. Let me put you on game here to secure the deal….
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Who the fuck is Young Gravy?
Super 70s Sports
@Super70sSports9h
Nobody gives a fuck.
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I really don’t know what’s worse: being 6’8” and a Kick streamer instead of a pro athlete, or hitting on a chick with your boy and your line being, “We need a place to stay.” It’s all so incredibly bad. Nuke it all
Kekzensky
@kekzensky9h
6'5 Zachwaslive and 6'8 ChadGPT tried to pull a girl's number right in front of her 5'5 BOYFRIEND 😭🥀
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You already know the guy behind this camera is a massive cuck hold husband who’s going to spend about five years doing this until she cheats on him with someone who has a smidge more status, money or dick size
Kellie Henson
@KellieHenson_3023h
I might be in my 40s but how well did I pull off the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Uniform?
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There are dudes out there who will look you straight in the face and tell you the girl on the left is hotter. Look a little closer. That’s not a dude telling you that. She’s just an ugly chick.
Startup Bro, Simp for GPUs
@anonstartupbroOct 26
Why would you ever agree to get brutally boob mogged like this?
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I would bet my life this dude got an active bet in as we speak
Naeb@saymyNAEmeOct 26
I’m done sports betting for a while shits unhealthy
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Hoodville
@Hoodville_17h
i don't trust no bitch wit lights around her room. how many mfs been at this talent show
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Rebound
@takerebound12h
Never settle boys. Even if you have a supermodel wife you can still get a hotter and younger supermodel wife
Complex
@Complex17h
Tom Brady and Victoria’s Secret supermodel Candice Swanepoel are reportedly dating and have been seeing each other for several months. 🥰 Sources say the pair bonded over parenthood and their shared love of fitness, with both keeping the relationship private as they spend more time together in Miami. via People 📷 Getty
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Susana L Bumparty@rawrmeow69420Oct 25
if you buy weird enough alcohol they do not even card you
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ANT@MustStopAnt16h
Imagine being one of the most famous athletes to ever walk earth and your wife still posts goonbait on twitter
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@antoroccuzzuu23h
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BET WITH THE BOYS@betwiththeboys12h
What you see your first day of hell
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I am totally aware she just posted this trying to bait me into saying I wanna pinch her nipples, but I will not fall for it
Up & Adams
@UpAndAdamsShow16h
"Pinching is the most BS...you can't be twisting people's nipples" 😆 Lions legend Calvin Johnson on what happens on the bottom of piles in the NFL. @calvinjohnsonjr | @heykayadams
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34M in your port and the bitch you’re with is so ugly you can’t even show her face?
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Good day out at the beach
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Nosebleed Sports
@NosebleedHQ14h
That Jazzy Juju connection is about to feed families
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I couldn’t agree more, Do this instead Step 1: Call the escort over Step 2: Tell her before sex you can’t pay her, but pitch her your start up idea Step 3: She actually pays you money to invest and then you have sex to celebrate the investment. Talk about a win win win
Joe Lampton
@joelampton_Oct 26
Never hire escorts 1. They don't enjoy fucking with you 2. You're humiliating yourself in front of the guy who pimps them. You wanna make some loser from the streets feel superior to you? ))) 3. It's something to be ashamed of. Only do stuff you're proud of talking about after
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You hire from the Ivy League? That’s cute. I hire from Instagram DMs. I don’t want your résumé, I want to see your DMs. Give me the guy who truly believes his 27th message to an Instagram model in London will get her to respond and date him. You see horny. I see pure ambition.
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Not going to crank hog to this out of respect for my goat even though I really want to
Antonela Roccuzzo
@antoroccuzzuu23h
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Pulling up to this building every day in a performance quilted vest, slim-fit Lululemon slacks, and a $16.99 matcha, then working 40 hours a week for 45 years would go so hard bro
Neet
@neet_sol15h
Haunted houses this year have gone too far
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I love saying “ I’ll get right on that ” at work when I literally will do anything but that
Leo
@Leooweb3Oct 26
I love saying “sounds good” at work when I don't give a fuck.
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