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@coldzimbra

we live in a society? no you live in a society, pal. i live in town-on-gorkhon and i'm dying of plague. she/her

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Joined April 2010
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am i about to have a manic episode or was my dunkin just really good today
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there do be days i intensely miss this specific view 😔
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(div)1newolf (@div1newolf) profile picture(div)1newolf@div1newolfNov 6
yearning for this specific part of north america harder than most people yearn for romance
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ken jennings’ plans are laid in decades
Nate 🐝🌹🇵🇸 (@natemaklocklin) profile pictureNate 🐝🌹🇵🇸@natemaklocklinNov 4
A SOCIALIST HAS FLIPPED AN R+20 DISTRICT IN UTAH!!!! I REPEAT A SOCIALIST HAS WON IN UTAH!!!!!!!
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Bro that World Cup changed Kansas forever. These people spent weeks partying with Algerians
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friday we’re getting longhorn steakhouse. atp feels like a conspiracy to pick increasingly veg-hostile work lunches 💀
texas roadhead (@coldzimbra) profile picturetexas roadhead@coldzimbraAug 31
today’s work lunch was chik fil a 🫩
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HAMILTON COUNTY BLUE
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@cornoisseurNov 3
Carmel Indiana wine moms really said “Every republican is an affront to god”
Lakshya Jain (@lxeagle17) profile pictureLakshya Jain
@lxeagle17Nov 3
That is an absolutely horrifying drop for Victoria Spartz in Trump +17 IN-05, which she won by 11 in 2024. She's losing the early vote by 28. She should still win this race, and you wouldn't expect an upset yet. But: this is what you'd expect to see if a massive wave is real.
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Tyler Glaiel
@TylerGlaielNov 3
Election predictions: 🟡 Alaska - Jeb+99 (Flip) 🟡 Iowa - Jeb+99 (Flip) 🟡 Kansas - Jeb+99 (Flip) 🟡 Maine - Jeb+99 (Flip) 🟡 Ohio - Jeb+99 (Flip) 🟡 Texas - Jeb+99 (Flip) 🟡 North Carolina - Jeb+99 (Flip) 🟡 Florida - Jeb+99 (Flip)
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Ryan
@rydudebroNov 1
Christmas decorations are not allowed until November 11. The Edmund Fitzgerald gets the next 10 days.
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ettingermentum
@ettingermentumOct 24
Tears in my eyes this is the shit Ken Burns was talking about
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we as a society have forgotten Going To Someone’s House
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@justjargonsOct 21
We CANNOT even afford hobbies. We CANNOT afford to go out with friends. We CANNOT afford to exist anywhere outside our homes. They then call it a mental health crisis. It's not. It's an affordability crisis.
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soup🕷️
@thrluvOct 22
loggin tf on
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In play, fun(s) (@TJenksTampa) profile picture
In play, fun(s)@TJenksTampaOct 20
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In play, fun(s) (@TJenksTampa) profile pictureIn play, fun(s)@TJenksTampaOct 12
If the Rays and Brewers meet in the World Series it’s going to be streamed live on Microsoft Excel.
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this is what happens when you play some baseball and get some home runs
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sean burke october 2026
Triple M Footy (@triplemfooty) profile pictureTriple M Footy@triplemfootyMar 2
Richmond will take a slow and steady approach with prized pick Sam Cumming's shoulder concern. Surgery remains an option if it doesn't improve, per @RalphyHeraldSun
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the 4s getting the last laugh tonight
CY Young Alyssa (@schlittlerera) profile pictureCY Young Alyssa
@schlittlereraOct 1
HE’S ON A GENERATIONAL RUN DUDE 😭
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Sean Anderson@Sean_W_AndersonOct 6
whatever they are asking Grant Taylor to do
Amani (@Ajtanger) profile pictureAmani@Ajtanger23 Sep 2023
Name a job harder than this
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can you believe that white boy did it again.
texas roadhead (@coldzimbra) profile picturetexas roadhead@coldzimbraSep 30
yk what i’ll take the tiny L, a 53 pitch save is kinda tuff
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i would do anything for my friends except watch the ig reels you send me
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georgina@kittonacciSep 30
This edit is genuinely frying me so bad
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