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🚨 BREAKING: Michael Carrick set to be given time to turn things in around. Expected to be in charge for Chelsea.
Training is taking place as usual.
#MUFC now looking for a response at Stamford Bridge.
Do spurs fans not understand Harry Kane had to leave spurs to become the best player in the world, I'm seeing them celebrate lt as a trophy for them 😂
John Smith retweeted
Unsurprisingly, Kane is the only footballer who doesn’t dress like a total faggot for black tie events.
This mother fucker is one of the biggest cheats in football wtf
🏆✨ OFFICIAL: Bukayo Saka wins Socrates Award for Fair Play at Ballon d’Or 2026. 👏🏿
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Bukayo Saka won the Socrates Award for his humanitarian work with BigShoe supporting medical care and surgeries for children in Nigeria and beyond. The award recognizes footballers off-pitch social and charitable contributions not on-pitch fair play.
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Cundy isn't on the sports bar tonight? @talkSPORT pile of shite this week. No Jordan and no cundy. Without either of them the station is guff!
I love twitter, just voted on a poll about who should be the next united manager. Immediately under that post was a solid 10 fingering herself before getting slammed. Goated app
John Smith retweeted
Michael Carrick saying his final goodbyes to everyone at Manchester United after getting sacked:
Monday morning, haven't slept well. Weathers shit. United are shit. Waited for 10am for Simon Jordan to cheer me up and it's Sam fucking Matterface and Martin Keown
Ratcliffe always said he was going to hire the best in class.
What he didn't say, was the class would be located inside of a SEN school
John Smith retweeted
United fans in sinister form now, singing, 'Build a bonfire, put the Glazers on the top, put Ratcliffe in the middle and burn the f*****g lot' #mufc
It needs to be Emery or Conte.
If it's Eddie Howe and that cunt tindall, I am fully giving up on them forever
Michael Carrick puts the players names in a hat and pulls them out one by one for the starting 11.
It's the only explanation
