Help. Just kidding. Please help
22 in computer years
Joined August 2024
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I love watching people get on the bus I’m already on. Feels like just yesterday I was boarding this bus just like you
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Mein größter Albtraum als Spongebob Fan ist es meine geliebte Freunde und Familie tot aufzufinden
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me: it smells like Updog in here!!!!
Downdog: Why am I never considered. The ocean is home to millions of fascinating creatures undiscovered and yet society is still too focused on space exploration. Isn't what's Down there Far more fascinating than What's up?
me: Nothing Much
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Well. It’s Saturday. All my friends are at the beach having sex with porn stars and listening to Bad Bunny and doing molly while I’m writing chapter 4 of my book.
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Shane Gillis, Theo Von, Mark Normand, Tony Hinchcliffe, Joe Rogan, Sam Morril, Duncan Trussel, Tom Segura, Bert Kreischer, Stavros Halkias, Adam Friedland, Nick Mullen walk into a bar. Bartender says, “tell me a joke.” Everyone looks at each other confused, unsure of what to say.
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i love when youre allowed to cook stuff with the saucepan lid on like bye 👋 i dont really like tweeting its more of a compulsion
