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I must be the only person that has never added #1 to any figure before, or from the look of things we are few.
If you guys end up in government, shey you won't pad budget like this?
Like if I had a g*n ehn, after listening to you explain your thinking process and laughing, I will just sh*ot you and sit down to laugh some more.
This one is not even borne out of violence, it's how you put down a predator or prey that will only bleed out or get masticated in the wild as an act of mercy.
Cause I genuinely don't believe you can survive adulthood with this brain.
People will cheat you, people will use you, all sorts of things will be done unto you.
This is why we need enough food and nutrients in this country so that infants can develop the proper cognitive function to become a functional member of society.
2027: OK presidency. Seyi as Minister of Finance or Works.
2031: Kwankwanso-Seyi Presidency. Alex Otti as Minister of works or Finance.
2039: Seyi-Otti Presidency. GRV as Minister of works or finance.
2047: GRV - Zekeri Presidency.
Chai. 28 solid years of sanity. By the time they are done we will be moving like Taiwan Dubai
5 equally qualified candidate, the HR is Indian, one of the candidate is Indian. Which candidate do you think will get the job?
That's basic human nature. Where it becomes foolish is when the person can't do the job. But as long as they are capable, that's +1 point to their CV
If you’re mentioning top 20 iconic Igbo men in history you’ll not skip Ojukwu
But when ojukwu was contesting for presidency against Obasanjo 2003, 80% igbos voted for Obasanjo.
In 2007 when Yaradua was contesting against same ojukwu, 70% igbos voted Yaradua…….. tribal voting is what an igbo man doesn’t do…we just vote the competent ones
I no Dey support peter obi because he’s Igbo, I dey support am cus he’s more competent and has more chances of defeating Tinubu.
My tribes man being in aso rock doesn’t pay me extra money or gives me an extra benefits.
Same thing you get is what I’ll Get…we are all learned let’s act like one
As I read this thing finish I just burst laugh. Analyst oshi
I THINK I FINALLY SEE PETER OBI'S PLAYBOOK ON HOW HE WOULD WIN 2027.
Listen carefully, because the maths is not lying.
To become President of Nigeria, you don't just need majority votes. You need majority votes AND 25% in at least 24 states.
That's the game. That's the whole game.
Total registered voters in Nigeria: 93,469,008
South West: 17,958,966
South East: 10,907,606
South South: 14,440,714
If everybody voted, Obi would need 50 million votes. But everybody NEVER votes.
Look at the last two elections. Only 24% - 30% of those 90 million people actually came out.
So if it repeats in 2027, we should expect around 30 million people to vote.
51% of 30 million is 15.5 million.
THAT is the number to win. 15.5 million.
Now watch Obi's playbook:
1. Run up the South East to 7 MILLION votes.
Not 1.9 million like last time. 7 million. The South East has 10.9 million registered voters. If they finally come out in full force, it's a landslide there.
2. Run up the South South to 5 MILLION votes.
South South has 14.4 million registered voters. 5 million is very possible.
3. Take Lagos again if he can and even if he doesn't.
He won Lagos last time with 582k. Add Kwankwaso's 8,442 votes — if they join forces this time, that's close to 600k even if they underperform. And Lagos is just the beginning.
4. Then just get 25% everywhere else.
Do the maths. 7m + 5m + Lagos + 25% across the North = 15.5m.
He doesn't need to win Kano. He doesn't need to win the North. He just needs to survive it with 25%.
Now look at Atiku.
Atiku CANNOT get 25% in the South West. He CANNOT get 25% in the South East. He CANNOT even get 25% in the South South anymore.
He will come short and pull like 6 million, mostly from the North.
Last time he got 6.9 million because the East and South-South Governors were still in PDP and gave him those votes as PDP flag bearer. That ship has SAILED. Those governors are gone. That structure is gone.
Now Tinubu.
Tinubu will get 25% from everywhere because of Governor influence. He may get up to 14m from the West alone, which may put him over the top to like 16m votes — doubling his 8.7m from last time.
So this time, total votes will NOT be 24 million like last time. It will be NORTH of 40 million.
Why?
Because Obi's playbook is simple: RUN UP THE YOUNG PEOPLE.
Young people aged 18-34 are 37,060,399. That's almost 40% of all voters in Nigeria.
If those young people actually come out this time, Tinubu's margin is gone. If they stay home again, Tinubu wins again.
So the whole 2027 election comes down to ONE question:
CAN OBI GET THE YOUNG PEOPLE TO COME OUT?
If YES, he wins.
If NO, it's over.
This is not about tribe. This is not about religion. This is about NUMBERS.
And the numbers are saying something nobody wants to admit.
Share this before they say you didn't see it coming so that every young people should know that the election is actually theirs to take if they work for it and then Obi will win.
What do you think ? Comment below👇
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Nigerians dey laugh at this Pidgin but the only reason ours is more straightforward is because of the Igbo influence on Nigerian Pidgin.
Nigerian Pidgin as a whole is sweeter because of the diversity. So next time una dey drag word occurrence don't forget grammatical syntax.
If he really tried to disrupt an election then this is 100% the way.
I can't believe some people in the comment would prefer innocent people get beaten up instead of the thug.
So the innocent people that lost eyes, limbs and lives are the ones deserving of such treatment?
Make una no sha beat them till dem kpai, but dem should almost cross over.
Rig and Kpai na for voting day, till then make we dey give them sample
Lol like for real, some will tell you to explain why Obi and not Seyi.
My brother in Christ, they are both qualified but one has more chances of winning.
And then their response is "So why can't we all rally around Seyi?".
Because PO has a stronger ticket, we have the 3rd and 4th candidate on one ticket, just going by last elections alone, they are already second place.
We would have to ensure Seyi can even come 3rd before deciding to rally around him.
You have 2 cars of the same quality, but one has more fuel and you need to make an important trip. Do you take a pipe and start manually transferring fuel from one car to the other or just take the car that is already fueled up?
The first action is maximum effort for minimal or no returns.
The bigger problem is that you can't transfer all the fuel so you end up with less fuel overall.
My hot take this morning is that those of you who are Seyi Makinde and Sowore supporters are just Tinubu supporters with no balls.
You clearly know that the election is between Peter Obi and Tinubu, but since you don’t support Obi and don’t have the balls to publicly support Tinubu, you declare your support for either Seyi Makinde or Sowore, who obviously cannot win the presidential election in January.
You just want to divide votes for absolutely no reason. What some of you don’t understand is that the APC desperately needs votes to be divided.
I believe Seyi Makinde is a good aspirant, but you and I know that he is not Tinubu’s competition. He doesn’t have what it takes to win the presidential election in January. So tell me, exactly why are you people so desperate to divide the votes?
We see through you and the corn in your pocket. All those gimmicks na just fugazzi.
We are done pleading with you people to vote wisely. Do as you like. If the country spoils beyond what it is now, all of us will still suffer the consequences. Or do you think I’m the only one who will probably have to buy fuel at ₦2,000 per litre?
He betrayed Politicians? Then he is perfect. Are we supposed to be vexed? This is good.
If PO was not running, then definitely I would be supporting Seyi. We like politicians that have a mind of their own
He betrayed Atiku Abubakar in 2023, the same man who played a significant role in his emergence in 2019 and funded part of his election day expenses.
He betrayed the coalition in 2019, a coalition of political veterans who sacrificed their personal ambitions to work for his emergence. Their decision came at a cost, not only to them but also to several down ballot candidates who were affected by the political arrangement.
He betrayed Governor Ademola Adeleke in 2022. Despite the support Imole gave him in 2019, he went into the Adeleke family and backed a family member against Imole. What a remarkable display of political ingratitude.
He betrayed Senator Hosea Agboola, a man who was instrumental to the PDP's popularity in Oke Ogun. He went as far as empowering political actors to challenge Halleluyah's authority in the region. They messed the easy going politician.
He betrayed Engr. Rauf Olaniyan, his running mate in 2019. After benefiting from their joint political journey, he influenced the Oyo State House of Assembly to impeach the very man who served as his deputy.
He betrayed Chief Bisi Ilaka and Engr. Joseph Tegbe. He sacrificed their political ambitions on the altar of his personal ambition, only to leave them out in the cold afterwards. What a pity.
He betrayed Mukaila Lamidi Auxiliary. After using Auxiliary and his boys to intimidate and attack APC loyalists in the build up to the 2023 elections, he turned around and abandoned him to face the consequences, including sending him to Agodi.
He betrayed Oriyomi Hamzat. This was a man who openly and passionately campaigned for his re-election in 2023. Yet, after victory was secured, Oriyomi suddenly became a political liability.
He betrayed Engr. Dotun Sanusi. In both the 2019 and 2023 elections, Ilaji was instrumental to his political success. Just days before the 2023 election, after failing to honour an earlier commitment, he approached Ilaji privately to seek his support. Ilaji accepted his apology and worked for his re-election. But once victory came, the same Ilaji was discarded.
He betrayed the Aare Musulumi of Yorubaland and the entire Muslim community. Ahead of the 2023 election, he reportedly entered into an understanding with Muslim leaders that power would be handed over to a Muslim in 2027 if they supported him against another Muslim candidate in 2023. They trusted his words. Today, they are wondering what manner of man he is.
He betrayed Adeniyi Rotimi Johnson, a loyal supporter dating back to their days in the SDP. After securing victory, he turned his back on a man who had stood by him and shut him out of his administration. Completely.
He betrayed Theo Abu Agada. How? Story for another day. But Theo will never forgive him for running against his candidate after the inglorious Ibadan declaration.
His supporters call him MAMBA. Who exactly is this MAMBA?
This is what is wrong with democracy. The idea that all ideas are equal.
You can choose between £100 and £1,000,000. It doesn't mean if you choose £100, others can't question your sanity or decision making skills.
Yes definitely, you can support anyone, but they should at least be objectively fit. Then the conversation can become subjective
Replying to @WillieWinehouse
Oga, everyone has the right to support whoever they think is right or who ever they think will change Nigeria.
I'm perfectly okay voting Obi because he is Igbo, because he is also capable for the job.
So If I have a position which my sister is qualified for, I will pick an outsider to show you I'm not nepotistic?
I would vote Seyi over Umahi, Hope Uzodinmma, Rochas and their likes but never over PO, simply for the fact that Seyi and PO are equally qualified and PO is Igbo.
I added a verse on Ndewo by @phynofino
—
How can I be shy of money?
I cho ka aguru tigbue my mortal body?
Some cho rizzler, munwa cho lolly
Until I don hammer, munwa must doli
Aura no, steeze dey high me
Eze ora nile under me
Maka Olisa dey cover me
So which kind plan fit to bother me?
Why are you also not a whore? Don't pmo this morning
The tribalismo content doesn't even concern me, but I'm just wondering why we don't have a sense of collective responsibility in this part of the world.
This is obviously due to erosion and should be fixed at the source, but in the meantime can't these guys fill it up with stones or gravels?
How can you be doing gymnastic with goods and human lives?
I was telling my guys in this gaming group that if APC offers me money I'll take it.
For the simple reason that I have only 1 vote and you as an adult must not allow someone else dictate to you who you must vote. They might be doing it for benefits or bias that you can't yet identify, you must use all the available facts and evidence to make your analysis yourself.
Whenever anyone makes a complete U-turn like this with no allegations backed with facts that threatens the competence and integrity of Peter Obi, just know they are hustling for their daily 2K and protect yours by continuing to support who you believe is the right candidate.
So I couldn't care less what Serah, Kato, A for Affordability and other backtrackers gotta say, they should give Atiku or Tinubu their grand total of 3 votes.
As long as you and I continue to exercise our ability to think as an adult, it will not change a thing by God's grace.
If I ever decide to support anyone other than PO without concrete reasons, just do your thing my brother, I'm just a hustler like Kato.
You people cannot pretend you cannot see the lies, the falsehood, the hypocrisy in this group. You cannot claim to not see it. Such people should not be allowed near power. They will run Nigeria into the ground and their mob will target whoever speaks out.
These people do not have political power yet but they collude to ruin people's lives, jobs, names. What will happen if they actually get it; a truly fearful thing for the discerning mind.
Those of us who strayed away from common sense into backing this movement have seen who they are, found our senses and detached completely from them.
Some of you are still following blindly in the search for "good governance"; something that all arguments for their ability to deliver this have been punctured severely with facts and verifiable track record.
For us to make a U-turn and throw our weight behind anything that will hinder this calamity from befalling Nigeria, you should know how serious it is.
I wish you all well but please do not come and gaslight me with "this is not you Ndi". This is me!!!
Genuinely, what is this freedom that you guys want but can't get in Igbo land? I'm genuinely curious cause I don't get it.
You can study, you can work, you can choose your husband, you can choose not to have kids, you have your women groups like the Umuada, you can inherit property etc
So what is it?
As a woman, just find a way to leave this country. I don’t even want to imagine what life would be like for our women in a Biafra. Look at how women are treated in Nigeria, where men already feel entitled to control our lives, bodies and choices. Now imagine those same men having a country of their own, with the power to determine the laws, culture and values that govern us. I fear that the freedom they are fighting for could come at the expense of our women.
I speak Spanish, never been to Spain.
I speak Hindi/Urdu, never been to Asia.
I speak over 7 languages, my native central Igbo and paternal dialect included plus Yoruba.
There are many reasons an Igbo man would decide to learn your language. Asides the fact that we are open minded and quite curious, the average Igbo man understands that to connect with someone you must be able to communicate effectively with them.
If an Igbo man speaks Hausa to an Hausa man or Yoruba to a Yoruba man, that can mean a discount, or closing a business deal they would otherwise not have access to.
I learnt Spanish cause I wanted to impress this Spanish girl, even right now in UK, "I can speak your language" is one of my top conversation starters. Everyone is always excited to know that you find them interesting enough to learn their language.
Pertaining to Yoruba in particular, it's simply because many Igbo people find themselves in the western region for one reason or the other. When my dad was in the North, he spoke Hausa and was promoted rapidly as a result, when he was in the South West, he spoke Yoruba and the same thing played out.
It's all about calculations, recognising the benefits embracing other cultures bring and coming from a culture that is secure enough in itself that it can admire and explore other cultures.
Replying to @Flohairs
Honestly, what would learning the Ibo language do for me?
But they need to learn our language if they want to survive...''We no be mates."
They came into our space, not the other way round.

















