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pendeja with wifi, 30 or 40 years old

TX
Joined January 2026
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Just discovered #grocerytwt very excited for my next trip to HEB
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omg this grocerytwt shit gets serious. IM OUT
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Why the Canucks got the best ones I’m mad
lauren kyle mcdavid these are SO GOOD
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β€œIf Newton saw this, he’d make a 4th law of motion”
If Newton saw this, he'd make a 4th law of motion
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Nearly new years and still single
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Me making a gin and tonic while my friends are drinking wine
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Minnie is a Devon and Cornwall Longwool, one of the rarest breeds of sheep in the world. [πŸ“Ή dartmoorshepherd]
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aquela mΓΊsica q vc sente qndo tem borboletas no estomago por alguΓ©m
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stopped mid shopping to gaze at these auntie anne’s pretzels i’m no better than a horse staring at its apples
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This place was so cute πŸ’πŸ’—
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This is the American dream our forefathers imagined.
πŸ• A guy in San Diego makes pizza in an ordinary home oven. Now 3,500 people are on the waiting list No restaurant, no professional pizza oven, and no delivery. Just a guy named AJ, his home kitchen, and pizzas that sell out in less than a minute. Customers are limited to one pizza each β€” and that's only if they're lucky enough to secure a spot. While the pizza is baking, AJ sends customers updates at every stage, so they can time their arrival and pick it up fresh out of the oven. There's no delivery β€” you have to collect it yourself. His recipe is unusual, too. Originally from the East Coast, AJ combines crispy New York-style pizza with the traditions of New Haven, Connecticut. Sourdough crust, signature charred edges β€” and thousands of people eager to try it. Apparently, you don't even need to open a pizzeria to run a successful pizza business.
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Tapirs are soooo cute oh my goodness
*sniffs you curiously with my weird proboscis*
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The invention of backup cameras making men no longer required to do that thing where they reach their arm behind the passenger seat while they turn around to look is declining the birth rate
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why the fuck would i say cicadas
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Girl who is going to be ok
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My mom is so cute
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Jacob Elordi and Olivia Jade Giannulli were spotted together last night, sharing a moment in a corner. Jacob even had to get down on his knees to meet her height. Love can make you do some crazy stuff! πŸ˜‚β€οΈ
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