pendeja with wifi, 30 or 40 years old
TX
Joined January 2026
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My friend's daughter is already really into playing with makeup because she thinks it's so fun. Mama, I was born in the 1900s, you would have loved how fun it used to be
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stopped mid shopping to gaze at these auntie anne’s pretzels i’m no better than a horse staring at its apples
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This is the American dream our forefathers imagined.
🍕 A guy in San Diego makes pizza in an ordinary home oven. Now 3,500 people are on the waiting list
No restaurant, no professional pizza oven, and no delivery. Just a guy named AJ, his home kitchen, and pizzas that sell out in less than a minute.
Customers are limited to one pizza each — and that's only if they're lucky enough to secure a spot.
While the pizza is baking, AJ sends customers updates at every stage, so they can time their arrival and pick it up fresh out of the oven. There's no delivery — you have to collect it yourself.
His recipe is unusual, too. Originally from the East Coast, AJ combines crispy New York-style pizza with the traditions of New Haven, Connecticut. Sourdough crust, signature charred edges — and thousands of people eager to try it.
Apparently, you don't even need to open a pizzeria to run a successful pizza business.
Sarah retweeted
The invention of backup cameras making men no longer required to do that thing where they reach their arm behind the passenger seat while they turn around to look is declining the birth rate
