༺♡༻ torturous dork shit ༺♡༻ matt johnson enjoyer unpaid agent for austin abrams
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when you’re fighting in a muddy melee and the opposing knight grazes your cuisses… 🥴🥴🥴 touch my codpiece touch my fucking codpiece!!!
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Writing an Australian crime novel set in a small town that's simultaneously coastal and rural, where everyone has a heart of gold and a dark secret. It's called... The Husband's Wife. The Stan original was filmed before I wrote the first sentence.
Typing and deleting different emojis at the end of my sentence because I’m struggling to convey tone 💩
Romanticizing my extreme, unexplained histamine reactions by pretending I’m just French, and 40, and have been smoking since I was 11
They don’t tell you that if you’re raised by someone with a hypomanic shopping addiction and extreme rejection sensitivity, you actually become the final boss of working retail.
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Will buy
He has been submitted for review! #whalefall
He is /slightly/ more sperm whale-shaped while keeping the interest check's charm. extras have already been mocked up ready to go 👀
