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It’s October and y’all should watch my wife’s horror/comedy acting reel - IG: @evydita - LIKE & FOLLOW!!
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Dear @Apple, I really wish “Delete and Report Spam” meant they wouldn’t text me again
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Joe Rogan would be tricked by someone pretending to steal the nose off his face.
Joe Rogan, quoted by Bloomberg.
“What Trump stood for, some of it turned out to not be real. Like one of them was the no wars. Well, look, we’re at war with Iran. So that wasn’t real.”
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Just last month, DoorDash couldn’t seem to find the money to pay their deliveristas — until our administration forced them to give back $131M+ in stolen wages and penalties.
This week, they’ve managed to find $17 billion to acquire one of their main competitors.
Corporate consolidation means higher prices, harsher exploitation, and greater economic inequality for New Yorkers.
We’ve stood up to these giants before. That doesn’t stop now.
BREAKING: DoorDash just agreed to buy Instacart for $17 billion. Here's what that means for customers and shoppers. apnews.com/article/doordash-…
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Religion got people forgiving pedophiles but hating their gay cousin.
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Best throat in the business on-stage or off. JESUS CHRIST!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥
Christina Aguilera said her best skill in bed is BLOWJOBS - and called herself a “PROMOTER OF THE SWALLOW.” 💀
Alex Cooper asked what she’s best at in the bedroom.
“It’s got to be blowjobs.”
Then she went further.
“I’m a promoter of the swallow, OK. I didn’t put in that hard work for nothing.”
And then came the places.
The studio soundboard.
Planes.
Under blankets.
Alex thought she meant a PRIVATE plane.
“No, I’m not actually.”
She was talking about international flights.
Lights out.
Blankets.
Waiting for everyone to fall asleep.
Alex’s reaction?
“Oh my God, that’s iconic.” 😭
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396 deceased NFL players examined from 2008-2023. 93.5 percent had CTE.
A new study found that about three in four deceased NFL players from 2008 to 2023 had CTE huffpost.com/entry/study-fin…
