
Father of two vs. weight gain and the world. #workingdad #dadlife #parenting #dadjokes
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Daddin’ Ain’t Easy retweeted
Mike Tyson definitely forgot he was talking to a kid while answering that question 😭
#MetroNorth should hand out free beers when the service sucks
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Dynamite meatball recipe for the cooking dad #dadlife cookingclassy.com/meatball-r…
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Daddin’ Ain’t Easy retweeted
Yeah I’m a dad, but I don’t see other dads as my rivals
I see them as my dadversaries
Still trying to figure out how to get that shitty free U2 album off my iPhone. #throwinthetowel #imold
Trying to figure out what to tell my kids about 2020 years from now. Something tells me we won’t have an honest appraisal of what happened for years... Sadly, I think much of it (natural disasters aside) was politically motivated. #dadthoughts #dadlife
So remarkably stoked I bought my daughter a my little pony and it wasn’t one she already had. Whew! #starflower #mylittlepony #dadlife
Where do burgers go to dance? The “meat ball!”🤣 #dadjokes
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Anyone else’s wife send you and your kid “away” for a couple of days just to get a break? #daddydaughterweekend
And there goes my 11 month old doing his best Bobcat Goldthwait impression at 3:30am.... thanks little dude... #dadlife #nosleeptilprechool
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Had my annual dream of opening a bar with my friends.... will it ever happen? Nah... is it fun to think about? Hell yeah - we just all want to be Sam Malone! #earlymidlifecrisis #growingpains
This is 100% true. Thanks @realtoughdad for the laugh! instagram.com/p/CEp2HZLj8i8/…
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