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I have a broken humor 🔔🤣🤣 Astrobiologist 🪐🌏👨🏽‍🚀🚀👨🏽‍🚀 CEO of Laughter😂😂😂 Alcohol CEO 🥂🥂🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾 https://nitter.gq/t.co/gmC2dplLxQ

Tijuana, Baja California
Joined May 2022
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You have to lose before you win
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The Brazilian police don't fuck around.
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Ko anokutumai ndiyani kuti mutuke Chiwenga muchiti muridzi wa bhoki? Haangazo batwiwo here?
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Haaaaaaa inini ndakazvisiya zvekulinker nevana vevanhu vakuru vemuhurumende ndakavata 2 days mumaCells ivo vakarara kudzimba dzavo apa tese taive nemhosva unozosara wawega wakati kweeeeeeeeche i just live my humble pinuts life these days 😹😹😹😹😹😹🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#UPDATE The National Prosecuting Authority has withdrawn charges of possession of dangerous drugs against Bellarmine Chatunga Mugabe before plea. His lawyer, Simbarashe Mukwekwezeka, said Mugabe was driving a vehicle without number plates when he picked up his friend, Max Mugaba, on his way to a barbershop. “Unbeknown to him, his friend allegedly had 72 grammes of mbanje in his bag. They were stopped by police officers who noticed the unregistered vehicle which they were driving. “Their vehicle was searched, resulting in the alleged discovery of the drugs,” the lawyer said. Prosecutors are proceeding with their case against Mugaba.
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Ichokwadi here kuti ukatsika d;zv/ nemistake negumbo nerudyi unoita mari ?🤔🤔🤔
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😹😹😹😹😹😹💔💔💔🙌🏾🙌🏾
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MaIphone 18 ari kudziya muviri kana apa80 percent inozozara after an hour especially kana wakabatidza bluetooth 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Paying $4000 for an @Apple iPhone that stops charging because it’s too hot is PATHETIC
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Chakanakira kunwira doro mubox park ndechekuti ukakanganwa phone waenda kuchimbuzi unodzoka iripo 😹😹😹😹
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Reference is made to a video circulating on social media platforms showing a man assaulting another man who was seated on a bench. The ZRP reiterate that no one is above the law. Members of the public are urged to desist from taking the law into their own hands and to report suspected criminal activities to the Police. Anyone with information that may assist in identifying or locating the man shown in the video is urged to report at the nearest police station or contact the Police on 0242 703631 or via WhatsApp on 0712 800 197
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🔸MasweraSEI? We need new leaders.🇿🇼
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Chivhayo is dead and all of a sudden Malaga is back? Are you guys thinking what i am thinking ?🤣
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Replying to @jahman_adamski
He’s actually going to die in a plane crash. Save this post.
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MAJOR BREAKING: Millionaire tycoon Wicknell Chivayo has died after a helicopter crash in Marondera. His wife Lucy Muteke among the 6 victims. There were no survivors. A police statement said: “The ZRP confirms a plane crash in Marondera Rural area at 1700 hours. The aircraft had 6 occupants.”
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A helicopter believed to be carrying flamboyant businessman Wicknell Chivayo has reportedly gone down near Marondera, @zimlive has heard. Over half a dozen ambulances seen speeding towards Marondera from Harare. His condition is unknown at this time
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The System is brutal and unrelenting, but innocent men do get their moment of glory in the end.
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Ndikunzwei Futy Muchiti Java apera PROPHET PASSION JAVA MEETS PRESIDENT MNANGAGWA IN NEW YORK IWE WOSVORA? @edmnangagwa @passion_java
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video stills if you want
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🔸Kwatirikuenda ndiko kwatiri kubva. We need new leaders.🇿🇼
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Left my phone phone kuma 8 and got it around 3pm to 0 missed calls 😂😂
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Me in a meeting wondering kuti ziTable iri vakaripinza sei nepa door?
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