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snake_dad

@daggerbyte

Sheboygan’s wayward poet

 Illinois
Joined April 2010
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Tranquil oil on canvas of future me upon the “hood” (space cars do not have need for a hood, much like biological xy male genitalia) of my open air vehicle on Mars dicking down my special edition SpaceX printed HogSucker®—an improvement upon the inferior Earth product Fleshlight®
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how's he gonna drink the coffee, genius
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#Seeing and #Listening to my Self through the re-inventive lense of #Sounding
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I am sorry this was supposed to be a Reply to my firmed @LimeyEmily trybing to deletw
Beating my dick off of its hook at a picture of elon musk inventing comedy
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slick@dlicj26 Oct 2022
my dick is a “grower” in that it grows on you how small it is. you get used to how small it is and actually start to like that it’s small. it doesn’t grow to be big
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I'm A VERY SICK LADY..I HAVE PARASITIC WORM INFECTIONS .CONSTIPATION S, HERNIA.FROM Leesa Scalise POISONED ME WITH CAT, DOG, PIGEONSHIT, Scalise SHIT,AJAX WITH BLEACH,but SATAN FUCKER HORNY DOG WAREWOLF FUCKER Leesa SCALISE ACCUSES ME ON THE STREET! forgive I got to show.I REST
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I want to die.
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My race is Sylvanian
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I am in dick sucking hell—a separate hell where you can either only or never suck dick depending on lifestyle
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when i say i want to be swept away i mean i want to have sex with the brooms from fantasia
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Microsoft making me suck a huge dick of an update this morning. 30 mins now completely clogged sucking and riding on this fucking update.
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Desperately want to rewatch Alien Nation?
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If you zoom in on TS’s tuchus as one does you can see chainmail imprints on her skin
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Had a dream that I bought a frozen squirrel and ran it under hot water to unfreeze it and it came alive! What’s that one mean
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This is me btw
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