Replying to @daggerbyte @aklingus
I am one of the most neighborly people out there.
Replying to @aklingus
I didn’t know it was chili from the screenshot sorry. My anxieties are all pandemic-based at the moment. But as gestures go, food sharing is I guess a practical love language for me. I still think about my old neighbor sharing tandoori bread with me and 🥲 (it was also delicious)
Replying to @aklingus
If a neighbor made me a sad ground beef anything I would probably throw it away but I would cherish the gesture until I died clutching a little drawing of it in my hand
Tranquil oil on canvas of future me upon the “hood” (space cars do not have need for a hood, much like biological xy male genitalia) of my open air vehicle on Mars dicking down my special edition SpaceX printed HogSucker®—an improvement upon the inferior Earth product Fleshlight®
Replying to @clairesquishie
Safe to say she’s an enigma I guess. A complex mystery.
Replying to @GergelyOrosz
Lmao it is actually indecent in almost every possible way but alright Gergely
I am sorry this was supposed to be a Reply to my firmed @LimeyEmily trybing to deletw
snake_dad retweeted
my dick is a “grower” in that it grows on you how small it is. you get used to how small it is and actually start to like that it’s small. it doesn’t grow to be big
Replying to @aklingus
First time I’ve heard someone refer to something as Jazzy Jeff style, and also I am glad for LA too







