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emergency physician in the heart of Indianapolis. I mostly retweet funny things at my wife. I’m an enneagram 9 so your opinions are my own.

Indianapolis, IN
Joined February 2009
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Hey @BiltRewards @HeyBilt @ankurjain_2 clicked link 4 the 5X TPG promo on launch day and was approved (have time stamps to prove). Multiple friends got the promo added after the fact. Didnt think I’d have to fight to get the promo applied but your agents are telling me otherwise.
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This has got to be one of the worst credit product launches I’ve ever witnessed.
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Speechless
A major child labor rollback goes into effect in Iowa this weekend. 14 year-olds are now allowed to work in meat coolers, 15 year-olds can join assembly lines and 16 year-olds can serve alcohol. In a few weeks, similar rollbacks take effect in Arkansas. who13.com/news/new-iowa-laws…
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Oh you’re going to a teaching hospital in July? Well get ready… for the most compassionate care from extremely empathetic interns along with their vigilant supervising attendings. Hope you like open ended questions and doctors listening to you bc you’re gonna drown in it.
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I feel seen @natalie_e_s
Made it to that level of marriage where you get in trouble for being able to fall asleep so fast.
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A masterclass, plain and simple.
State Sen. Nathan Dahm (R-OK) has penned several bills loosening gun restrictions, including the nation’s first anti-red flag law. He thinks these bills protect the Second Amendment – and that they make us safer. We think it's probably one or the other. Watch it on @AppleTVPlus.
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Putting love into the world comes back 3xs as much… thankful for everyone who has reached out and prayed. This will make me stronger on the road to recovery, keep praying for me! 🫶🏾3️⃣
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The Senate R’s just voted 👎🏼 my amendments: ❌ 12 months Medicaid coverage after birth ❌Dependent & adoption exemption ❌6 months utility freeze ❌Eliminate sales tax: diapers & wipes, breastfeeding items. That’s not pro-life! I will continue to fight for pro-family relief!
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Dan Seitz retweeted
Hey @JoeBiden , @LeaderMcConnell, @SpeakerPelosi , @GOPLeader, @SenSanders @RonDeSantisFL @AOC have your people call my people and let’s get this done #merica
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Dan Seitz retweeted
These past two months I’ve realized my place is still on the field and not in the stands. That time will come. But it’s not now. I love my teammates, and I love my supportive family. They make it all possible. I’m coming back for my 23rd season in Tampa. Unfinished business LFG
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Dan Seitz retweeted
The most epic, star-studded @Pepsi Super Bowl LVI Halftime Show trailer is OUT! 📽️🌟 Watch these five music titans get ready for the #PepsiHalftime Show on Feb 13th. bit.ly/PTCSBLVI
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asked for 2% milk at cafe, they didn’t have, asked if mixing whole and skim would be fine, i said “yea of course, i love science” and they laughed. gonna be riding this high for a while
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Before I intubated another terrified younger COVID patient this evening I told her… ‘You are currently surrounded by the best humans I know. You couldn’t be in a safer place.’
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Replying to @GillianMcKeith
If a surgical nurse claimed to have a religious belief that meant she couldn’t use antibacterial soap, would she still be allowed to be a surgical nurse and just not scrub in, because freedom? If your belief means you can’t give safe, effective care, it’s not the job for you.
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Hospital admin comes down to deliver the daily bed count, looks at me sitting at the doc desk and goes: “Oh is there not an attending today?” Because running an ED without a doctor some how makes more sense than me being the doctor 🙃 Don’t worry I kindly introduced myself. – at Washington, DC
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