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Daniel Carpio

@danielcarpio
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Joined March 2009
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Adam Hunter
@AdamComedian23 Jul 2018
My wife is so much fun. She loves to play this game called “Guess why I’m mad at you?” She doesn’t tell me why but gets the game started by only making dinner for herself and going to bed early.
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God@almightygod21 Jul 2017
Replying to @gopi_buddy
Yes. The entire Earth is my porn hub.
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God@almightygod16 Jul 2017
Sorry, I want to be just friends. nitter.gq/a_markos71/status/8859…
Austin Markos (@A_Markos71) profile pictureAustin Markos@A_Markos7114 Jul 2017
The only relationship I'm in is with The Lord
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Wife: Can you help me do something on the computer? Also my wife: That's not how you do it.
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Cha@pHungShway16 Jul 2017
I'd like a hard sex pretzel w a side of hot cheese
Image from Cha (@pHungShway)
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R. Kelley might be a genius!
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Shane
@shanethevein11 Jul 2017
Remember when we used to blame it on the a a a a a a alcohol?
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Ali Spagnola
@alispagnola19 Jun 2017
"Quoting yourself would be awkward, right?" -me
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Do sugar daddies celebrate father's day?
You gotta make love to give/get love
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HexaKeeper@riverblue2814 Mar 2017
Fortunately, it's up to drugs
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We gotta try this pose @hi_im_pat_s nitter.gq/Jandalize/status/85973…
Jan·da·līze ☆ (@Jandalize) profile pictureJan·da·līze ☆@Jandalize3 May 2017
I’ve invented a new yoga pose. It’s called downward spiral.
Been closing deals the same way I used to close women. Good job Daniel! You've grown up!
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Shane
@shanethevein22 Apr 2017
I'm not really an open book, more like an open bar.
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Darth Vaper #MillennialDisney @midnight
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tyler young@relyte_8616 Mar 2017
#MillennialDisney Brex-it Ralph @midnight
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