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Dan Flash

@danielflashes

Creed stan account & Stanley Tucci wannabe

 Boston, MA
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Joined February 2021
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Grant Williams Girls I talk to at bars 🤝 3s in the corner
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There is a kid in my office named Bryan and today he decided to wear a fedora to work. No way this isn’t a bit right?
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My roommate when putting away tupperware
Max Dolente (@Philly_Mays) profile pictureMax Dolente
@Philly_Mays21 Jan 2024
EVERYONE SHUT UP ABOUT THE COVER. I DONT CARE ABOUT THE COVER. STOP TEXTING ME ABOUT THE COVER
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I’m about to “per my latest email” so mf loud
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Some girl I went to college with just posted on insta from her grandmother’s funeral???
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It was a full blown thirst trap
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(aware I haven’t used this account in months but holy hell I am baffled)
Dan Flash (@danielflashes) profile pictureDan Flash@danielflashes9 Nov 2023
Some girl I went to college with just posted on insta from her grandmother’s funeral???
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The current beverage situation
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shock vote does WHAT
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Do you ever think about how Aaron carter is just dead
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Just bought a backscratcher. Do I call the AARP or do they call me
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Why the hell am I getting this ad. Clearly they don’t know their audience
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Hotel showers be like yeah I’m gonna make sure there is a puddle on the floor by the time you’re done
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Spending Mother’s Day exactly how she’d want me to (at a strip club in Montreal)
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Guy who takes beer pong too seriously is in the running for top 5 worst guys
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Nothing like the rush of telling someone that they left their flashlight on
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Same here, smartphone market
Bloomberg (@business) profile pictureBloomberg
@business28 Apr 2023
The smartphone market is likely to remain depressed for the next year, Sony Group president and COO Hiroki Totoki says trib.al/7vgPkV0
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I haven’t caused a scene in a while I need to change that
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Crabs are the funniest animals if you ask me
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How do I tell my CEO that the spreadsheet I need to make a change to is view only
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Can’t stop thinking about the michael cera barbie poster
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